I'm just curious, What's your guys Favorit House MD quotes?

It's not rly a quote, but this moment:

Cameron: We're gonna cure death?

House: MWHUAHAHAHAHA! ...doubt it.

Cameron&Chase&Foreman: o_O...

Currently I'm a big Fan of the two Freud-quotes.
1)"No Freudian analysis of how the waterbed is really a great big vagina I want to crawl into?"
2)"What the Freud is that about?"

This would btw make for a better Forum topic than a Frage here =)

Cuddy: You'll hire a woman doctor?

House: Du think we just sit around talking sports and belching and farting when the chicks aren't around? (he burps BRRRRP) Von when?

Cuddy: Weiter week.

House: Weiter week it is.

it's too long to be a quote, but I never forgot this scene... (I still remember how he sagte "Teeny tiny baby coffins")

Young Mother: We're not vaccinating.

Young Mother: [Takes a toy frog and starts to make frog sounds]

House: Think they don't work?

Young Mother: I think some multinational pharmaceutical company wants me to think they work. Pad their bottom line.

House: Mmmm. May I? [He takes the frog and starts to do the gribbit noise with the baby]

Young Mother: [Whispered] Sure.

House: Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit. All natural no dies. That's a good business: all-natural children's toys. Those toy companies, they don't arbitrarily mark up their frogs. They don't lie about how much they spend in research and development. The worst a toy company can be accused of is making a really boring frog.

House: Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit. Du know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. Du can get them in frog green oder feuer engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect
the kid for 6 months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like Du decide they'd rather let their kid die then cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop REALLY fast. Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit.

Young Mother: Tell me what she has.

House: A cold.

"everybody lies" ...also "babysteps"

'And the hündin is back'

All ... he just makes my Tag :D