Who's up for a caption game? [Round 2]

Lucius: what's wrong Du too

Bellatrix and Voldemort: we just saw Twilight

Bellatrix: and that Bella schwan chick actually shares a name with me :'(

the dark lord I sagte set the sorting hat on feuer not Hogwarts
Every one that's Von him Oh so that's what he said, But lets watch it go up in smoke

Say CHEESE!

Voldemort: "So...okay...lost my train of thought. What are we doing again?"

Bellatrix: "Uhhhh, I don't remember! Let me think, hold on. Was it, we were going to destroy someone...er something...I don't..."

Lucius: "Really...?"

Voldermort:Bellatrix,whats Harry yelling about your "feelings" for me?
Bellatrix:umm..my Lord..hee hee err
Lucius:Man that is gross!

Death Eaters: "What's the time Mr.Wolf?"
Greyback: "Four O'clock"
Death Eaters: "1..2..3..4..,What's the time Mr. Wolf?"
Greyback:"DINNER TIME!!!"

Voldemort: Wait... is that... huh?
Bellatrix: But... it can't be! I thought we dealt with him already...?
Lucius: Dear Bella, I'm afraid it is. That Muggle idiot the call *sneer* Justin Bieber. It seems he managed to... escape the Dementor's Kiss, perhaps since he had no soul to begin with.
Voldemort: No soul... er, right. Well. Bellatrix, my dear, would Du like to do the honours?
Bellatrix: Oh, yes, my Lord, thank you, Lord... Avada Kedavra!

Bellatrix: What is that!? I think I'm gonna puke!
(Yeah I had no good ideas)

voldemort: where is he?
bellatrix: we Lost him.
lucius: uh, who are we talking about?

Lucius: Err...

Bellatrix: Um...

Voldemort: WTF?!

Death Eater Weiter to Voldemort: Great now it's 'confused face' time and I barely got the angry one right.

Voldemort: Is that a...A sparkling vampire?

Death Eater behind Voldy: I- I think it is...

Bellatrix: Holy shit.

Lucius: That BASTARD.

vouldemort: here is my army of the greatest ghosts
harrry: so what?
vouldemort: now u r going to finish harry
harry:in this extreme/worst world filled like u
goodness will have to won,so wat if u have army, i have my self confidence and trust
no 1 can make me loose from any battle of my last air of breath

So the Human disco ball does exist!

Bellatrix: Why did Du stop? can't we go through?
Voldemort: Im afraid we can't.. There were demons in there..
Bellatrix: oohh..im scared.. i wish harry is here to save our a**

Edward: *stands in the sun*

Voldemort: He sparkles

Edward: Do I dazzle you?

Bellatrix: WTF? Avada Kedavra