Gossip Girl Puppet Parody - Carnal Knowledge Puppet Recap

Episode 7: Empire of the Son

GG: The bass is dead, Long live Junior Bass. Yes, Our condolances go out to Du Chuck. We hope your doing fine. But look on the bright side C, Your about to become the richest teen in New York City...It's not all bad.

At the transporter, van der bass Appartment.
Chuck is in his room, sitting on the window sil.
Blair enters.

B: Chuck? Sweetie
C: (doesn't reply)
B: How are you?
C: (No reply)
B: Okay, Du just stay there, and I'll be here, When your ready to talk (Blair sits down)

(Silence for the Weiter few minutes)

B: Are Du talking...At the funeral?
C: What's there to say? (continues to...

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"She is everything I need that I never knew I wanted
She is everything I want that I never knew I needed"

--"She Is" The Fray


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4 Years Later

Blair Waldorf glanced at the time on her cell phone and cursed herself for being late. Again. It seemed that ever since Sophia had been born she was cursed with never being able to get anywhere on time.

"Mommy why are we in such a hurry?" Sophia asked looking up at her mother as they sped across the sidewalk.

"Because we're late for meeting auntie Serena, and uncle Dan and daddy for dinner." Blair explained trying to hail a cab. She cursed...

A/N: So, I told Du I’d be updating soon….but Du didn’t think it was going to be the very Weiter day, did you?! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Nope. Lol. XD But it is, and you’d BETTER review…because these chapters are getting longer Von the Sekunde and I need reviews to sustain myself….and Du know, for motivation too. Lol. ;p

DISCLAIMER: Yeah, yeah, yeah….so I don’t own Gossip Girl! Stop reminding me! *huffs*
*Thanks to my BFF, Kira, for coming up with the genius chapter title! YAY! *HUGS!!*
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Ch.13-Muddied Waters
    Awkward was an understatement.
    Here...

A/N: Yes, I should know better than to start another story, and that is not ENTIRELY what I’m doing here, but it is in essence another story, and for that I must temporarily be ashamed at my lack of organization. ;p I just have SO many ideas, and so this story is put in place to have the beginnings of them…so that when I finally have finished my FOUR CB stories as of right now, I will have my little “book” of ideas to get from and continue Schreiben fabulous stories! Hehe. I’ll even let Du guys choose from this selection and vote, when necessary on which of these oneshots Du would...

So I keep trying to improve my English writing, and since we have to wait until January 5th I might as well make some story’s about CB (my favourite obsession). Well it’s a short one-shot and I think I made a lot of grammatical mistakes, but okay, just read over them :P
It’s a shot after the last scene of 2x13 like many others. :)
Ugh. I really don’t know how to make an introduction, just read it XD
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The best thing about Blair;

Blair’s fingers were tracing the path his pen had laid out for her, over and over again. The few tears that...

A/N: Okay, I am literally INSANE! Updating everyday this week? What the heck is wrong with me?! Lol. XD I know…you all don’t mind. Lol. The bad news…still no homework done…the good news? I HAVE A PLAN!!!! *gasp* I am DETERMINED to get through this week with all academic and fun hobbies completely satisfied! Lol. ;p Anyways, I AM in fact wrapping this story up, so it shouldn’t be too many Mehr chapters….and as far as my other multi-chaptered CB stories: “Unable”, “Queen Bee for a Reason” and “Never Again: A Chuck & Blair Story”….I have put them on hold until I finish...

A/N: Yay!!! An update!!! I apologize for taking awhile, but IN MY DEFENSE, I am updating, one Tag short of a week, SO! That is good, right? Lol. XD Ah well…hope Du Liebe the update! ;D

*Some sexual content near the end, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!!
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Ch.9—Fear of Acceptance
    Their intertwined naked bodies lay twisted amongst the bett sheets, as Chuck tenderly twisted the hair of a sleeping Blair around his fingers. He smiled at her content facial expression, and the way that their breathing seemed to be the only sound for miles around. She moaned slightly in her...