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posted by ChiliPepperLuv
1. Why did the turkey kreuz the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If Du are American in the living room, what are Du in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do Du have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are Du all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do Du get when Du kreuz a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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posted by Directioner3300
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope Du like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do Du see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a papagei use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
Von the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he sagte something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
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