funny

1.One Tag a man noticed that his Credit Card is stolen...But he didn't Berichten it to Police.
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Guess WHY????? ;D
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!

2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...

3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...

4.One Tag a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed...

1. Why did the turkey kreuz the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If Du are American in the living room, what are Du in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do Du have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are Du all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do Du get when Du kreuz a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...