"Oh my goodness! Are Du alright?" asked the sobbing girl.
"I'm fine, just help me up," replied Princess Pea. "That damn carpet did that on purpose. It's probably halfway back to Agrabah Von now."
"Where?"
"Oh just a land, a faraway place where the caravan cammels roam. Wow, this room sucks. Du don't even have a Schokolade fountain...I'm Princess Pea, Von the way."
"My name's Cinderella."
"Well, nice meeting Du whatever-you-just-said-your-name-was-but-it's-too-freaking-weird-for-me-to-remember. I gotta go."
"I'm afraid that's impossible," answered Aschenputtel sadly. "You see, my stepmother locked...
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