Aschenputtel and Prince Charming had just enjoyed the most wonderfully romantic honeymoon. They had ridden white Pferde together on the beach. They had stayed up until midnight each evening staring at the stars. Aschenputtel knew it was all thanks to her friend Princess Pea, who was awaiting their return at the palace. And on that Tag where Aschenputtel and her prince returned to the kingdom in their carriage, Aschenputtel was quickly reminded that even happily ever after has a few kinks.
"CINDERELLA!" Princess erbse screamed. "Okay, don't be mad but while Du were gone I flooded your bathroom!"
"Oh dear, is that all?"
"Yes..." Princess erbse lied. "Okay, no. The water seeped through the ceiling and the debris landed on the king's statue on the floor below."
"Gosh, well, can the statue be replaced?"
"Of course!" erbse lied. "Okay, not really...you see it was hand-carved Von some artist from a foreign land. It was the king's most valuable possesion...which to me is a little pathetic. In my kingdom back home, we had ten statues per corridor that were all much higher in value. So Cindy, I hope your hubby's good in bett because his schloss is a tad on the cheap side. It only has twenty-eight ballrooms!"
"You're mean," sagte Prince Charming sulkily. He walked inside.
"So how was the vacay, Cindy?" asked Pea, signaling Aschenputtel to sit with her on a bench. "Tell me everything."
"It was really romantic," Aschenputtel sagte dreamily, "we went horseback-"
"I'm bored, wanna hear what happened to me while Du were gone?"
"Sure," sagte Aschenputtel struggling to maintain her sweet nature.
"Well, these little rats started yelling 'Where's Cinderellie' at me so I tried to hit them with a besen but they escaped. Don't worry though, I called an exterminator."
"Oh no! Jaq! Gus!" Aschenputtel ran into the kingdom.
"Geez, maybe she had a bad experience with the exterminator as a child..." erbse considered aloud.
That night, Princess erbse brushed her teeth and headed to her guest bedroom. While she was on her way down the hall, she overheard the king talking to Cinderella.
"Get that girl out of here!" sagte the king. "She has done nothing but cause trouble since she arrived!"
"But she's my friend, your highness," replied Cinderella. "I know she can be a little up-front but she has a good heart."
It suddenly occured to Peanalita that she was ruining Cinderella's happy ending. She ran to her room and threw herself onto the bett in tears, much like every other princess has at some point.
"Don't lose faith, child," sagte a voice.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed erbse when she realized there was a chubby old woman in a mantel sitting on the end of the bed. "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Cinderella's fairy godmother...but I thought Du could use a hand. oder rather...a magic wand."
"You mean, Du can do magic? Oh! Make me look like Jessica Alba!"
"I'm afraid my magic doesn't work that way," replied the woman. "I can only do magic that comes from the heart."
"What kind of fairy godmother are you? You're good for nothing except Twinkie Eating Contests..." remarked Pea. "You know what? I'm out of here. I'll visit Cindy in a few months when her happily ever after has faded a bit and she realizes I'm Mehr fun to hang out with than that husband of hers who has less personality than a wet sock! Give me that wand!" Princess erbse snatched the wand.
"Princess Pea, be careful!" warned the Fairy Godmother. "My wand interprets everything Du wish for literally!"
"Can it, Granny," sagte Pea. She pointed the wand at herself. "Take me to a kingdom with a sexy bachelor prince...a beautiful kingdom that will completely take my breath away. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!"
Suddenly, glitter and magic dust circled Princess Pea. It transported her through a swirl of regenbogen colours...suddenly she found herself in what she'd asked for...a place that took her breath away. Unfortunately for Pea, she'd never learned how to swim.
(End Of Part 8)
"CINDERELLA!" Princess erbse screamed. "Okay, don't be mad but while Du were gone I flooded your bathroom!"
"Oh dear, is that all?"
"Yes..." Princess erbse lied. "Okay, no. The water seeped through the ceiling and the debris landed on the king's statue on the floor below."
"Gosh, well, can the statue be replaced?"
"Of course!" erbse lied. "Okay, not really...you see it was hand-carved Von some artist from a foreign land. It was the king's most valuable possesion...which to me is a little pathetic. In my kingdom back home, we had ten statues per corridor that were all much higher in value. So Cindy, I hope your hubby's good in bett because his schloss is a tad on the cheap side. It only has twenty-eight ballrooms!"
"You're mean," sagte Prince Charming sulkily. He walked inside.
"So how was the vacay, Cindy?" asked Pea, signaling Aschenputtel to sit with her on a bench. "Tell me everything."
"It was really romantic," Aschenputtel sagte dreamily, "we went horseback-"
"I'm bored, wanna hear what happened to me while Du were gone?"
"Sure," sagte Aschenputtel struggling to maintain her sweet nature.
"Well, these little rats started yelling 'Where's Cinderellie' at me so I tried to hit them with a besen but they escaped. Don't worry though, I called an exterminator."
"Oh no! Jaq! Gus!" Aschenputtel ran into the kingdom.
"Geez, maybe she had a bad experience with the exterminator as a child..." erbse considered aloud.
That night, Princess erbse brushed her teeth and headed to her guest bedroom. While she was on her way down the hall, she overheard the king talking to Cinderella.
"Get that girl out of here!" sagte the king. "She has done nothing but cause trouble since she arrived!"
"But she's my friend, your highness," replied Cinderella. "I know she can be a little up-front but she has a good heart."
It suddenly occured to Peanalita that she was ruining Cinderella's happy ending. She ran to her room and threw herself onto the bett in tears, much like every other princess has at some point.
"Don't lose faith, child," sagte a voice.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed erbse when she realized there was a chubby old woman in a mantel sitting on the end of the bed. "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Cinderella's fairy godmother...but I thought Du could use a hand. oder rather...a magic wand."
"You mean, Du can do magic? Oh! Make me look like Jessica Alba!"
"I'm afraid my magic doesn't work that way," replied the woman. "I can only do magic that comes from the heart."
"What kind of fairy godmother are you? You're good for nothing except Twinkie Eating Contests..." remarked Pea. "You know what? I'm out of here. I'll visit Cindy in a few months when her happily ever after has faded a bit and she realizes I'm Mehr fun to hang out with than that husband of hers who has less personality than a wet sock! Give me that wand!" Princess erbse snatched the wand.
"Princess Pea, be careful!" warned the Fairy Godmother. "My wand interprets everything Du wish for literally!"
"Can it, Granny," sagte Pea. She pointed the wand at herself. "Take me to a kingdom with a sexy bachelor prince...a beautiful kingdom that will completely take my breath away. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!"
Suddenly, glitter and magic dust circled Princess Pea. It transported her through a swirl of regenbogen colours...suddenly she found herself in what she'd asked for...a place that took her breath away. Unfortunately for Pea, she'd never learned how to swim.
(End Of Part 8)
Yeah, it has been switched around a lot, again lol. Sorry this Artikel isn't that good, and it's short.
9)Pocahontas
She's stayed the same, IDK, there's nothing wrong with her really except she kind of bores me
8)Tiana
No where else to put her, really
7)Snow White
Ditto
Now I'm not gonna write anything, sorry, I'm tired :P
6)Mulan
5)Belle
4)Jasmine
3)Cinderella
2)Ariel
1)Aurora
9)Pocahontas
She's stayed the same, IDK, there's nothing wrong with her really except she kind of bores me
8)Tiana
No where else to put her, really
7)Snow White
Ditto
Now I'm not gonna write anything, sorry, I'm tired :P
6)Mulan
5)Belle
4)Jasmine
3)Cinderella
2)Ariel
1)Aurora