Princess erbse was not your ordinary princess. She was not sweet. She was not all that graceful. In fact, her own royal subjects really couldn't stand her. Du see, the thing Du have to understand about erbse was that she didn't know she was obnoxious. She considered it helpful on her part to ask her royal advisor if he's ever considered going on a diet. She thought she was being considerate to imply that the visiting duchess smelled like a sweaty armpit in July. Quite truthfully, Princess erbse had never known a world where people told her she couldn't do something. Everyone always seemed to sit back and enable her spoiled, rude ways. One day, she realized the truth...
"Nobody likes you, Pea!" screamed Annalynne. "You're arrogant, snotty and quite frankly, a royal bitch!"
"How dare Du call me such things, Mother!" retorted Pea, while placing her favourite jeweled tiara on her blonde head. "I ought to have Du sentenced to life in the dungeon like I did with Father!"
"I don't think Du quite understand, Sweet Pea...this is it. You're being exiled."
"Ha!"
"No, I'm serious."
"Exiled? Are Du out of your mind?" cried Pea. "I'm a princess and princesses just don't get exiled. It's in the princess handbook. Page 539."
"Pea, there's no such book! Du have until tonight to be gone. If you're still here Von sunrise, I'm afraid you'll have to be executed."
So, with that, erbse ran. She ran with nothing but a mantel on her back and her favourite tiara. She reached a forest that seemed really dark and creepy. Weiter to it was a nice clear path. She went into the creepy woods. Hey, I never sagte she was a coward! erbse ran through the dark woods, screaming horrifically as several of the trees had faces and branches caught her Von her cloak. Suddenly she bumped into something. oder rather someone. erbse and the girl she ran into fell to the ground. erbse picked herself up and brushed the dirt of her dress and looked down at the girl. She was crying in a heap on the dirt...she had short black curls and a red bow in her hair.
"Hello? Aren't Du going to apologize for running into me?" demanded Pea.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you. But Du don't know what I've been through."
"I bet it's nothing compared to my night. I'm Princess Pea, Von the way."
"I'm Snow White, I'm a princess as well," the girl sagte rather freakishly turning cheerful when two Sekunden Vor she'd been blubbering like a fool. "How do Du do?"
"How do I do?" erbse was astonished. "Well, I've been exiled from my own kingdom and told that if I ever return I'll be executed...so to be honest, I wanna slap someone!"
"Oh dear! And to think I was feeling sorry for myself. Du know what will make Du feel better?" asked Snow White. "A smile and a song!"
Snow White began to sing: "With a smile and a song, life is just a bright sunny day, your cares fade away..."
"Excuse me?" erbse tapped the girl on the shoulder. "Would Du mind, oh I don't know...SHUTTING YOUR PIEHOLE FOR A MINUTE?"
"Oh goodness me! Du must be Schauspielen out like this out of sadness...you poor dear!" Snow White attempted to hug erbse who immediately rejected her sweetness.
"What's wrong with you, girlie?" erbse shouted. "Are Du nuts? I've just been incredibly bitchy to Du and your comeback is trying to hug me! Geez...I'm outta here!"
erbse kept walking through the woods for an Stunde oder so, determined to find a new home. Finally, she spotted a little cottage in the woods. There were seven creepy little dweebs hanging outside the front of it so she decided she'd best avoid that place. Pea's feet began to ache and finally the sun set. She was far from Home but hoped that soon she'd find a place to rest.
(End Of Part 1)
"Nobody likes you, Pea!" screamed Annalynne. "You're arrogant, snotty and quite frankly, a royal bitch!"
"How dare Du call me such things, Mother!" retorted Pea, while placing her favourite jeweled tiara on her blonde head. "I ought to have Du sentenced to life in the dungeon like I did with Father!"
"I don't think Du quite understand, Sweet Pea...this is it. You're being exiled."
"Ha!"
"No, I'm serious."
"Exiled? Are Du out of your mind?" cried Pea. "I'm a princess and princesses just don't get exiled. It's in the princess handbook. Page 539."
"Pea, there's no such book! Du have until tonight to be gone. If you're still here Von sunrise, I'm afraid you'll have to be executed."
So, with that, erbse ran. She ran with nothing but a mantel on her back and her favourite tiara. She reached a forest that seemed really dark and creepy. Weiter to it was a nice clear path. She went into the creepy woods. Hey, I never sagte she was a coward! erbse ran through the dark woods, screaming horrifically as several of the trees had faces and branches caught her Von her cloak. Suddenly she bumped into something. oder rather someone. erbse and the girl she ran into fell to the ground. erbse picked herself up and brushed the dirt of her dress and looked down at the girl. She was crying in a heap on the dirt...she had short black curls and a red bow in her hair.
"Hello? Aren't Du going to apologize for running into me?" demanded Pea.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you. But Du don't know what I've been through."
"I bet it's nothing compared to my night. I'm Princess Pea, Von the way."
"I'm Snow White, I'm a princess as well," the girl sagte rather freakishly turning cheerful when two Sekunden Vor she'd been blubbering like a fool. "How do Du do?"
"How do I do?" erbse was astonished. "Well, I've been exiled from my own kingdom and told that if I ever return I'll be executed...so to be honest, I wanna slap someone!"
"Oh dear! And to think I was feeling sorry for myself. Du know what will make Du feel better?" asked Snow White. "A smile and a song!"
Snow White began to sing: "With a smile and a song, life is just a bright sunny day, your cares fade away..."
"Excuse me?" erbse tapped the girl on the shoulder. "Would Du mind, oh I don't know...SHUTTING YOUR PIEHOLE FOR A MINUTE?"
"Oh goodness me! Du must be Schauspielen out like this out of sadness...you poor dear!" Snow White attempted to hug erbse who immediately rejected her sweetness.
"What's wrong with you, girlie?" erbse shouted. "Are Du nuts? I've just been incredibly bitchy to Du and your comeback is trying to hug me! Geez...I'm outta here!"
erbse kept walking through the woods for an Stunde oder so, determined to find a new home. Finally, she spotted a little cottage in the woods. There were seven creepy little dweebs hanging outside the front of it so she decided she'd best avoid that place. Pea's feet began to ache and finally the sun set. She was far from Home but hoped that soon she'd find a place to rest.
(End Of Part 1)
On August 21, 2008, Disney Character Warehouse - AMS will be opening it's door at 10am. They have sagte that they will have lot's of new and exciting merchandise. The location is 14078 E. Firestone Blvd., Sante Fe Springs, CA.
Merchandise up to 80% off the ticketed price. We are also looking for retail experience team members so if Du are interested for seasonal job, please contact me at ams-liquidation.com.
otherwise come see me at the location on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 from 11am to 4pm. Ask for Jim.
Why pay high prices, come to our Grand Opening August 20, 2009 at 10am.
Merchandise up to 80% off the ticketed price. We are also looking for retail experience team members so if Du are interested for seasonal job, please contact me at ams-liquidation.com.
otherwise come see me at the location on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 from 11am to 4pm. Ask for Jim.
Why pay high prices, come to our Grand Opening August 20, 2009 at 10am.