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posted by faya27
Normally every morning, Melody would always say good morning to her father.

"Good morning, Melody," sagte Eric. But she did not on one Saturday morning.

"Melody, I sagte good morning," Eric was feeling a bit hurt. Melody narrowed her eyes at him. She did not utter a single word. Before Eric could reprimand her manners, Ariel announced that pfannkuchen are ready. Breakfast was also filled uncomfortable silence. Melody poked at her pancakes. Eric only took a few bites of his, feeling awkward.

"Well…," sagte Eric, sheepishly as he put his mantel on. "…I got to go. I'll see Du later Miss Benson and Melody."

"Okay, see Du later, " sagte Ariel. Melody just sagte scowled and sagte nothing. Ariel would have reprimanded for her lack of manners but did not because she understood why the kindergartener was feeling moody. Eric sighed. Boy he really did mess up. He should have sagte that he did not get a chance to ask his boss's permission when he had the chance. What was he thinking? But the alcoholic father did not have time to ponder Mehr as he had to leave for work.

After Ariel took Melody to her talent Zeigen rehearsal, she went to her lunch to meet Harry. Throughout the lunch, it did not go well. It was not terrible, but it was not romantic, either. Although Harry greeted her like a gentleman and Ariel was flattered, she didn't feel anything toward him. She didn't feel anything either when he pulled out a chair for her. They had a good time talking about the weather and their jobs. Even though, Ariel found herself at ease when conversing with Harry, she still did not feel romantic toward him. Her herz didn't beat faster than its normal rate. Nor did her stomach do somersaults.

"I admit, that I feel something for your sister," sagte Harry, feebly.

"Which one?" asked Ariel.

"Adella," Harry responded. "But don't tell anyone! Understood?"

"I promised," sagte Ariel, in a teasing smile. "Why don't Du ask her?"

"She'd think I'm crazy!" Harry blushed.

"I'm sure she won't. Give it a try and see where it goes," Ariel suggested. Harry thought for a minute.

"You're right, Ariel. I should," he smiled.

"There! I knew Du would!" sagte Ariel. The waitress came and showed them the bill. Harry paid the bill and gave her a tip.

"Oh, and one Mehr thing," sagte Ariel, before they part ways.

"What is it?" asked Harry.

"Be careful when talking about yourself. If Du do it too much, people will think you're bragging and not think highly of you."

"I will keep that in mind," sagte Harry as he put his oben, nach oben hat on. "Well, ta da!"

Ariel waved goodbye and left the cafe. Knowing that she had still has some time before picking up Melody, Ariel decided to visit the park. It was the same park where she met Eric-er-Mr. Barnes and Melody. As she entered through the gates, she walked through the fields. The elderly people were sitting on benches, Lesen books. The children and teenagers were swinging on the big seesaws and tire swings. The small children were either playing tag oder hide-and-seek. As Ariel was walking, she heard a familiar voice calling her.

"Flounder!" Ariel exclaimed. "I did not expect to see Du here!"

"Uncle Sebastian and Uncle Scuttle decided to give me the Tag off. I invited them over, too!"

"Mon, why did I take the Tag off? I got ice cream to sell!" Sebastian whined.

"Ah, pipe down, buddy!" sagte Scuttle. "I got Ray-Ray to take our shift for today."

"I hope he remembers how to work with the cash register!" Sebastian mumbled.

"C'mon Sebastian!" sagte Ariel. "You deserve a break."

"You're sweet, child." Sebastian smiled. Scuttle carried a big bucket of water balloons and set them on the ground.

"In the mean time, let's play!" Each person took one water balloon and formed two lines. Scuttle facing Sebastian and Ariel facing Flounder. Sebastian went over the rules of the game. The goal was to toss a water balloon to your partner without letting it fall to the ground. After each toss, both partners take one step back from each other. Everybody was ready to play. Ariel remembered how last time she played, she didn't throw her balloon hard enough. Thus, wanting to make a better throw, she swung hard and threw the water balloon toward Flounder. However, instead of going toward Flounder's hands, the water balloon went past him!

SPLASH!

It splattered on a man's face. The man slowly stood up from the bench, peeled the balloon from his face.

"Mr. Barnes!" Ariel quickly raised her hands to her mouth. Oh crud! She thought, seeing Eric's glare. I am going to get the rosa slip! Great! Way to go Ariel!

Then, Eric asked a confused Sebastian for a water balloon. After taking one, he lift the water balloon and threw it toward Ariel! However, he threw it so fast, it splashed on Ariel's face. Eric began to laugh. It was the funniest thing he had ever seen! Scuttle, Sebastian and flunder started to laugh, too. The poor red-headed girl pouted. Then she smirked when she took another water balloon and aimed at Eric's head, just to shut him up.

"Ow!" sagte Eric, when another water balloon splashed at him. He put on a mock sorrow look. "That's mean!"

"You deserved it!" Ariel stick her tongue out at him.

"You are the one who started it," sagte Eric, picking another water balloon. Another one hit him in the head but it came from flunder this time.

"All right! Water balloon fight!" Scuttle cheered. Sebastian, on the other hand, looked scared.

"Oh no...,"

Everybody was running around, firing water balloons at each other. Scuttle kept missing his aim wherever he went. His balloons always splattered on either the gras, grass oder on baum barks. Sebastian, who was not fond of getting hit, hid behind a nearby tree. flunder hits the ballons at Ariel and Scuttle. Not so much on Eric, although he secretly would like to just to get him back for throwing one at Ariel. Speaking of his sister, she was firing her balloons at Eric like crazy and he was fighting back. He did not mind this funny game, he was having the time of his life! Ariel noticed something about Eric. He was..laughing? It was so rare to hear him laugh!

Eric felt like he was having a blast! He never had this much fun in a long time! Eric quickly grabbed one last blue waterballoon from the bucket. Before he could take a step, he slipped on the gras, grass which became wet due to the water balloons. He dropped his last water balloon, which popped.

"Ouch!" he said. flunder and Ariel laughed. The ginger head carefully walked over so she wouldn't slip. Giggling, she held out her hand for Eric. He took it and she pulled him up.

"Are Du okay?" she asked, still giggling.

What is she giggling about? Eric frowned. Women are so weird sometimes!

"I'm fine," he said, nicely. They sat down on the bench together. Still holding Ariel's hand, Eric used another his other hand to grab nakpkins and wiped his face. Ariel's herz fluttered when she noticed that her hand was still in Eric's. Somehow the feeling felt...sweet. She quickly looked up when she saw Eric looking at her.

"What'cha doing here anyway? I thought Du were at work." sagte Ariel.

"Well, I thought I'd spend my lunch break out here. The office was getting boring anyway," he smirked.

flunder looked at Ariel and Eric. Why did she need to sit down with him? His train of thoughts were interrupted when Scuttle and Sebastian called him to help them pick up the balloon scraps from the gras, grass and trees.

"What about them?" flunder asked.

"Eh, give them some privacy," Sebastian said. Looking at the man and his almost-niece, he had a feeling there was something between them.

"What about you?" sagte Eric.

"I dropped Melody at her talent Zeigen rehearsal and thought I'd visit the park to relax," sagte Ariel. Hearing the words, "talent show" made Eric's eyes very cloudy.

"Eric, what's wrong?" Ariel asked, feeling a bit worried. Eric's herz bounced. He never heard her address him Von his frist name before. It sounded...nice. His herz started fluttering again when he looked at her.

"I-I...I-" He turned away from her. How could Eric tell Ariel about his problem? Would she understand him? Would she forgive him for being mean toward Melody last night?

"Eric, it's okay. Du can tell me anything," sagte Ariel, gently and softly. She scooted closer to him. Eric slowly looked back at her.

"Anything?" he asked, feeling unsure.

"Anything," Ariel confirmed. Eric looked into her eyes. They were full of kindness and love. He took a deep breath and began to talk.

"The truth is I really want to go to Melody's talent show. I really care about her enough to see her. The problem is I never get a Tag off from work except on Sundays. But lord help me, I can never get a Tag off on any other Tag unless it was for an emergency. And I thought about what Du said. I am still confused of which to choose. If I choose work, I lose Melody. But if I choose Melody, I lose my job. Whatever choice I pick, it is a dead end for me," when he finished, he looke down. "I am sure Melody doesn't want me to come anymore. My little girl dislikes me." He felt Ariel squeezing his hand. He had forgotten that he had not let go of Ariel's hand since she pulled him up. Then again, he did not want to let go of her hand.

"Eric? Let me tell Du one thing," sagte Ariel, firmly. He looked at her.

"Melody does not hate you," she stated, still firmly.

"But my daughter-"

"I know, I know. But she is not asking Du specifically to see her talent show. All she is asking is quality time. All Melody wants is Du to spend time with her. If not at the talent show, then maybe on Sunday."

"But even on Sundays, I have to work on my paperwork." sagte Eric. It may sound like an excuse but it is true. It is hard to play with her on Sundays because either Roy oder Walt would give him loads of work to do due on Monday oder Sunday.

"I learned that there is always a time for everything," sagte Ariel. 'A time to play, a time for work'. If not on Sundays, then maybe sometime after school. Yes, work is important because Du need to support yourself and Melody but quality time with your daughter is important, too."

Eric was surprised at Ariel's words. How can someone have time to work and to play? It does not make any sense! But he sensed that Ariel meant every word she said.

"You know," he said, leaning forward. "I think Du are right,"

"Really?" Ariel asked. She founded herself learning vorwärts-, nach vorn to him.

"Yes...," His head forehead gently bumped at Ariel's. Both hearts were speeding up. Eric's lips leaned toward Ariel's lips...

"Well, Well, Well! Mr. Barnes!" a loud, deep throaty voice shouted. Eric and Ariel quickly spun thier heads to see a large woman coming thier way. They quickly let released thier hands, much to thier dismay.

"Oh..Hello Ursula," Eric grumbled. He was a little peeved that someone that somebody disturbed him and Ariel. His nanny meanwhile looked pale. Geesh, she almost thought it was flunder oder her uncles! It was good thing it wasn't one of her sisters oder worse, her father! Triton would flip if he caught his daughter almost Küssen her boss!

"How are you?" Eric asked, trying to be a bit nice. Ursula came up to them walking around the bench.

"Miserable! Just another wretched Tag at work!" She turned her head a few times, as if expecting to see someone. "Where is she? Where is she?"

"Where's "who?" asked Ariel.

"Yes, who?" Eric inquired. Ursula turned to him, impatiently.

"Your daughter! Your little Melody! Last time Du were here, she was with you!" Ursula barked.

"Oh, she is at school," sagte Eric.

"Let me guess. Detention?" Ursula chuckled. "Boy, Mr. Barnes! Was she trouble?" She giggled. "Poor Eric, has to deal with the rambunctious kid! She cackled as she leand her head back. Eric narrowed his eyes at her, feeling a little insulted for insulting his daughter. Although Melody had a lot of trouble at school, she never got detention! Before he could say something to defend his daughter, Ariel quickly sagte something.

"Oh no, Ma'am. Melody is having a talent Zeigen rehearsal."

"Oh?" sagte Ursula, who suddenly stopped laughing.

"She's going to sing at the talent Zeigen soon," Ariel continued. She was beginning to feel a bit nervous. She never heard of an adult talking about thier child that way-even if it was thier own grand daughter!

"Ah, good. It's nice to hear that my grand daughter is doing something productive," sagte Ursula, smiling. She give Eric a who-is-this look. Ursula knew who Ariel is already due to having Flotsam and Jetsam spying on her. She knew if she addressed Ariel Von her name, the two young adults would get suspicious.

"What? Oh! I'm so sorry!" sagte Eric, feeling foolish for forgetting his manners. "Forgive me. Ariel this is my mother-in-law, Ursula. And Ursula this is Ariel. She is my nanny." Ariel stood up from the bench.

"How do Du do?" she sagte as she curtsied. She knew she was not royalty but back at Denmark she had to curtsy all the time when meeting an elder. Thus this was out of a habit.

"How do Du do?" sagte Urusla.

"Very well, thank you," Ariel replied, smiling a little bit.

"Well! Aren't Du a bit old to have a nanny?" Ursula smirked. "Or is she your mistress?" Ariel almost fell down on the grass.

"She's babysitting my daughter; not me!" sagte Eric, whose eyes looked like they were about to pop out.

"Oh, stop it! I'm just teasing you," sagte Ursula, flinging her arm carelessly in the air. "You men have no sense of humor." she laughed. Eric and Ariel both did a forced laugh.

"So tell me. Is my granddaughter a dancer oder a singer?" Urusla acquired.

"A singer," Ariel smiled politely. "She's going to sing Best of the Both Worlds" from Hannah Montana," Ariel smiled, politely.

"So when do get to see Hannah Montana sing?" Ursula requested.

"We?" Eric asked, raising an eyebrow. From what he already knew, Ariel's going but he is not. So who is going with Ariel?

"You, me, and her, Du fool!" Ursula barked. "I thought I'd like to give my granddaughter support," sagte Ursula.

"Oh..okay," sagte Eric. "The talent Zeigen is on May 31st, the Tag after Memorial day. Either at 7 oder 8pm,"

"Marvelous! I will be there! Now if Du excuse me, I need to go and run some errands!" Before the huge woman left, she turned toward Ariel. "It was nice meeting you, Miss Ariel,"

"It was nice meeting you, too," sagte Ariel. As soon as Urusla left, Ariel faced Eric.

"Your mother-in-law is a nice woman," she said. Although there is something intimidating about her She thought as she shaked.

"I guess," sagte Eric. "I-I apologize for my mother-in-law's behavior. I don't know what has gotten into her lately."

"It is all right," sagte Ariel.

Flounder, Sebastian, and Scuttle came up to them. They were just finishing cleaning up when they heard Ursula.

"Who was that lady Du were talking to Ariel?" flunder asked.

"Yeah Mon, because whoever she is, she looks scary," sagte Sebastian.
Like all young girls I Liebe the Disney Princesses I was undecided who I liked because I liked the bran new one when it came out it wasn't until I got older that I placed them in a ranking from my least Favorit to my all time. I'd like to apologize in advance if I offend anyone this isn't intentional I think all the Disney Princesses are beautiful and inspiring in there own way :)

# 10 Jasmine: I've never really had a thing for her even when I was little I always found her immodest granted now I know its part of her culture but she just seems like a spolied brat who doesn't seem to be grateful...
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Here's the 2nd part of this countdown covering the placements 25-6 which means that the oben, nach oben 5 will get a seperate article, hope you'll enjoy it :)

25: Ariel & Mulan

Your comments:
Mulan sacrifices everything for selfless reasons, Ariel on the other hand sacrifices everything for selfish reasons. (BelleAnastasia)

24: Tiana & Rapunzel

Your Kommentare (I chose to only take the ones that where in the tie breaker Umfrage since there was so many great ones there):
They have a few things in common, but for the most parts they are total opposites. (BelleAnastasia)
that was a little tough...but...
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posted by JNTA1234
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A rant on Cinderella, star, sterne of the Disney Princess franchise.

Obviously, as many would know, Aschenputtel is easily the most beliebt princess on a global scale. But why? Here are some reasons. Her story is one of, it not the most well known fairytale of all time. Though she is beautiful, her features are rather typical. This means she can be used to represent all the princesses. Her movie was a massive hit that started a cycle of successful films(Alice In Wonderland, Peter Pan). Not to mention, her iconic dress and glass slipper. And finally, her movie is the Favorit of Walt Disney himself....
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Snow White-Winona Ryder

Cinderella-Elizabeth Banks

Aurora-Reese Witherspoon

Ariel-Alyssa Milano

Belle-Rachel Weisz

Jasmine-Aishwayra Rai

Pocahontas-Moon Bloodgood

Mulan-Lucy Liu

Tiana-Anika Noni Rose

Rapunzel-Cameron Diaz
In the Disney Franchise, Cinderella's ballgown is blue, but that was not always true (hey that rhymes).
In the 1950 film, when Aschenputtel got transformed into her gown, it was white. When she looked at her reflection in the fountain, it was blue. When they needed products for this movie, some people thought the white kleid looked too much like a wedding dress, so they watched the whole movie over and over again until they came up with something. They saw Cindy's reflection in the fountain, and thought that was a good color, thus, Cinderella's dress is now considered blue.
I'll just get right to the point.


The Flag:
The flag shown on the ship was not used until at least 100 years after the time the film is set.

.____. I knew something was fishy about that flag....



Poca's hair:
ahh, her hair... Lovely isn't it? How it luciously blows in the wind.... But... Isn't it strange how WELL it blows? I mean... My hair is now almost that legnth, and even when the wind is high, it never gets so much as past my back...
So either that is some pretty WICKED wind, oder she has some LIGHT hair... Maybe both.

But, if the wind WERE that crazy, then why doesn't it blow the crap...
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The hügel was so wonderful that Rose Red felt sad over leaving them, but she was ready to see the castle.

The schloss was so big and beautiful and was located close to the sea and was high up the mountains.

They went inside and after a while Rose Red discoverd a mirror and asked her mother about the mirror because she thought that she saw a face in it.
"It's a magic mirror, Du can ask anything and it will Du the answer, but when I lived here there I lived with my stepmother and she used the mirror to ask who the fairest one of all was and usually it sagte that she was, but one Tag it sagte that...
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My Weiter Interview is with the Characters from Disney’s Pocahontas. Pocahontas requested the interview be held at Grandmother Willows baum (something about her being able to make everyone understand each other) and I consented, as long as the critters leave us alone. Kocoums spirit is also going to Mitmachen us for a moment, but John Rolfe is busy in London and could not come. Radcliffe was also banned from this interview. John Smith is coming with his friend Thomas and Pocahontas is bringing Nakoma. I am hoping for another calm interview, but we shall see.

(When I arrive Pocahontas and Nakoma...
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Hey Fanpop's Fans!
To start this article, I want to talk about myself a little bit. Hi, I am PrincessLD. I am living in the U.S, but I from Mexico. English is my Sekunde language, so that's why; Du will see errors in grammar and spelling. I Liebe DISNEY, especially the Disney Princesses. This Artikel is about the order of my Favorit Disney Princess. I Liebe all them. No one is bad, neither hate one of the princess.I watch all these Filme in Spanish, so maybe I will not know how the voices are in English.My Liste has changed from what I sagte before in comments. I hope that Du like it. My order...
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posted by rapounzel97
When Du feel like you're ready to go
Somewhere you've never been
Make a wish and the dream in Du grows
Shinning as bright as day
Carrying Du far away

The story begins with the light in your heart
A fantasy, a dream and a spark
Once Du believe Du are ready to shine
The princess inside Du will show
Du are the glow, Du are the glow

Look around take in all that Du see
Du just might be surprised
A world of enchantment and pure majesty
You'll be discovering
The princess that you're meant to be

The story begins with the light in your heart
A fantasy, a dream and a spark
Once Du believe Du are ready to shine
Bright as the world's ever known
Du are the glow

Feel your strength, Du can face the world
Believe every day, everything is possible
A magical journey awaits

The story begins with the light in your heart
A fantasy, a dream and a spark
Once Du believe Du are ready to shine
The princess inside Du will show
Du are the glow, Du are the glow
Whoa, Du are the glow.
posted by MagicPrincess
I've seen other peoples' Artikel and thought I should do one! BTW This is my first article!Yay!! Enjoy :D









10. Snow White and the Prince
Their kiss, for me, was a bit dull, boring and quick. It lacked emotion and passion but it is still a classic kiss.


9. Aschenputtel and Prince Charming
The end KISS was CLASSIC but it was boring and lacked emotion but it was still a beautiful ending to a beautiful story!


8. Sorry if I'm bashing out at the classic princesses! Aurora's KISS had a drop of intensity in it and I Liebe how she brightens up after the kiss! It is truly a CLASSIC kiss!


7....
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Here's the first Artikel for the Best Disney Princess sidekick countdown. It covers the places from 41 to 50. Enjoy!
[I'm clearly copying BelleAnastasia Artikel style, but I hope she will forgive me and Du will pretend that's not happening =) . Again, I'm brazilian, so forgive/notice me about grammar mistakes]

50. Mama Odie
I didn't completely understand why this "girl" was the first one to leave. She doesn't bother me (even if I disliked her, her appearence is a little fast). Maybe that's the problem... During all her screentime she's trying to explain things to Naveen and Tiana, and by...
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Hi guys, this third time I'm Schreiben to Du and I'm not sure whether this has already been written, and I thought that I would like to voice out my opinions about the princess ending in their movies.


10) Snow White
I felt that the ending was to short and we could have seen Mehr about Snow White's wedding. Also, the prince should get to Mehr about Snow White.

9) Tiana
Despite watching the movie ages ago, I am still able to recall how it ends. The ending was really amazing despite that I have to put it to number 9! But even that, I still Liebe it.

8) Princess Jasmine
The ending should had been Jasmine's...
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10 Snow White

Snow White is pretty. Although she is referred as a young woman with skin as white as the snow, lips as red as a rose and hair as dark as a raven I don’t find her that beautiful. I don’t like her hair, the shape of her face and her nose.

9 Rapunzel

Rapunzel has beautiful hair, I Liebe both her long- blonde and short- brown hair. She has lovely eyes- color but her eyes are too big. The problem with Rapunzel is that she is 3D princess and her features seem weird to me. I’d prefer her as 2D, she would be Mehr beautiful. Now she’s just cute and pretty.

8 Aurora
...
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posted by faya27
Chapter 1

"Melody, wake up," sagte Eric as he patted his five-year-old daughter on the arm.

"Five Mehr minutes, Daddy," Melody yawned.

"But Melody today is your first Tag at your new school. If Du don't get up, you'll be late," Eric responded.

"I don't want to go to school today!" sagte Melody.

"Melody, get out of bett right now oder I'll spank you," Eric firmly stated.

Melody's eyes went wide and quickly got out of bed. Eric left while she got dressed. She took her rosa pajamas off and tossed them on her bed. Then, Melody slowly put her on her outfit on. She dressed slowly since she did not want to...
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posted by PeterPansgirl12
I was the Disney Princess nobody knew. They all knew Belle, Tiana, Rapunzel, Cinderella, Ariel, Aurora, Mulan, Jasmine, Snow White, yet nobody knew me.

I am Princess Adella and this is my story

"The ball is coming up and Du must look fantastic" my aunt sagte as I was standing up on a tall schemel, hocker watching the maids get my measurements. "Why is this different from any other ball I've attended?" I asked. "Because, Prince Risstan will be there" she answered.

Prince Risstan, the one my aunt and uncle wanted me to marry. I would have to obey them, they are my guardians. Prince Risstan was a vain, proud...
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posted by hardyharhar
i Liebe Mulan because she is the best and i Liebe her. she have a shan yu who is the best and i Liebe him. shang is a no no, i dont like him. eric is the best and i Liebe him. eric and Mulan forever in my life. they make a cute couple. Mulan have pretty hair and pretty face. her clothes are very pretty. i Liebe Mulan and i choose her. she is the best and i Liebe her. her voice is very pretty. best Singen voice ever. i Liebe her so much. she sings reflection very pretty, best christina agularia. very very very pretty. mushu very funny sidekick. shang is a no no. shan yu very cute. Mulan very pretty. very very pretty. little brother very cute. mushu also known as mushy very funny. shan yu kissed Mulan very cute. i choose Mulan because she is the best in all the world.
Chapter One—Letter of Love

    Many young maidens dream to get married and to find their true loves. One young maiden in particular was very happy upon fining such a true love. She was a chubby, short lady with a red bow on her short black hair, and constantly adorned an adorable smile. Her name was Snow White, and she grinned happily while she was riding her prince’s horse toward her castle.
    As the two of them approached the Prince’s castle, the two of them happily kissed. Joyfully thinking about her marriage while she ended her KISS with her...
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My butt slammed hard onto a plate filled with Mediterranean salad, which Gaston was about to eat. The tabelle shook under my weight, but it was still stable.
I looked incredulously at Gaston, who was smiling. "Hello, Angel. Fall down from Heaven?"
I was about to answer, when I heard shouts. All around me, the Disney characters looked hostile towards me.
"Who the heck are you?" demanded Minnie Mouse.
Only an idiot would tell a complete stranger their name.
Suddenly, the two guards who had found me pushed their way through the crowd.
"There Du are...now put your hands up and we won't hurt you."...
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When I reached the parking lot, a shiny black umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio waited for me at the curb.
"Hello, beautiful," it greeted in a British accent.
I staggered back. "A talking car?!"
"Oh, don't fuss, love. Anything's possible." The driver door opened automatically.
I climbed inside and put my hands on the wheel. "This is sooo much better than my pickup truck."
The car made a disgusted sound. "Pickup trucks. Disgusting things. It should've been a crime to invent them."
"By the way, what's your name?" I asked as I started the car.
"You may call me Car. Simple." He sounded smug.
Let's see what else this...
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