Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Jacob Gave Bella PAYBACK

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posted by zanesaaomgfan

Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a Küssen sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright Du win!
*calls him*
Jacob: Hey its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 Stunde Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*

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Why we Antis Liebe our Pro spot members

posted by Mermaid-Tail

I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about oder have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable oder hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see Fans feeling left out, singled out oder wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...

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Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov kills the cullens

posted by vampiressJazz

i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's Favorit cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are Du doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of Favorit books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are Du destroying my books?" he asked sternly...

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Dexter morgan meets Bella and Edward

added by Cinders

Source: RadRad @ Fanpop

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Bella schwan as a heroine should be illegal

posted by bendaimmortal

I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role Models ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape oder form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in Liebe with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...

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Twilight Vs. Harry Potter: A Breakdown

posted by shieldmaiden

Credit: Very Demotivational

I felt a compelling need to write this Artikel because recently I have found myself Mehr constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much Mehr awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give Du all the evidence Du will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight Fan trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...

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Are the accusations of Meyer 'stealing' plot ideas fair?

posted by Mermaid-Tail

OMG she totally stahl, stola that apfel, apple from Adam and Eve!!!

OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!

The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...

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Rob Antwort the Frage 'Who is better for Bella?'

added by katiecain

1:57-2:44 Have I sagte how much I Liebe this man?

video

interview

New Moon – Bis(s) zur Mittagsstunde

Robert Pattinson

Jacob Black

Edward Cullen

Bella Swan

Jacob und Bella

Edward und Bella

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Twilight VS. Vampire

added by bendaimmortal

Source: Von BratPrinceFan at DeviantArt

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Various Twilight stuff

added by Mallory23

Source: http://www.forksforum.com/twilight

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Vampire don't...

posted by Dragonsphere

Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...

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Too furious for words... *Sorry, this is just a Zufällig rant*

posted by sapherequeen

Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long Vor and I noticed this one Frage I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" oder something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the Mehr Kürzlich ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid Frage to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just Löschen this question, because I gepostet it a Jahr Vor and don't even recall the reasons why it was...

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rant about Bella schwan

posted by anna0789

hi this is my first rant ever hope Du like it

im a twilight Fan but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when Du first read the book Du have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in Liebe with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if Du concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters Du will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...

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What's so great about Robert Pattinson!?

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob Mehr so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased Von crazed Fan girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...

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An Artikel from a Twilight Fan

posted by laureng114

First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this Artikel is to explain the point of view of a Twilight Fan that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, Vampire are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off Von saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight Fans making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. Von uneducated I mean Fans that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...

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From books-to-movies...

posted by Imyselfandme

Many people bash beliebt Filme because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept Filme the way they come.

As a one time Autor of a book called Elfin Magic (become a Fan of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers Du a direct line to the Filme and the Autor refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...