Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Jacob Gave Bella PAYBACK

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posted by zanesaaomgfan

Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a Küssen sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright Du win!
*calls him*
Jacob: Hey its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 Stunde Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*

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The Twilight Chronicles: What Du don't know... (The Hula Dance)

added by rachaelwsz

WARNING. Do not watch this if Du want to sleep peacefully tonight. XP

video

twilight

hula dance

what Du don't know

parody

funny

spoof

emmett

jasper

cullen

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Something for all Renesme/Jacob fangirls

added by mispulka

Source: deviantart.com

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proof that he's gay!

added by CULLEN-HALE

Source: Showtime and Nurse Jakie

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Saturday Night Live (Taylor Lautner pokes fun at himself and Team Jacob- REUPLOADED)

added by rachaelwsz

Sorry,I didn't know that the link to the video that I gave earlier was removed Von Youtube. :X I hope this won't get removed again... Anway... "If those abs are real, then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an Oscar!" :p*gigglesnort*

video

funny

saturday night live

twilight

New Moon – Bis(s) zur Mittagsstunde

jacob

Taylor Lautner

team edward

lab parters

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Vampire don't sparkle

added by Mallory23

Source: http://iloveharlow.tumblr.com

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A Summary of New Moon

added by rachaelwsz

Source: fishbizkit @ Deviantart

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Bis(s) zum Ende der Nacht

added by rachaelwsz

Source: Von LIC Von AntiTwilight

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Edward und Bella

added by katiecain

Source: thelupinefairy on LJ

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New Moon with a twist

added by Plenilunio

Source: f*ckyeahvoldemort.tumblr.com

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A Store Solely Dedicated to Twilight

added by laureng114

Source: The Anti-Twilight Movement

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comic Strip

added by Frizzhead

Source: ilovemybishies87

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Buffy Gives Bella Guter Rat

added by Cinders

Source: moehawk37 @ deviantART

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Twilight Book Paroides

added by xxXsk8trXxx

Source: Many people on Deviantart, mostly JezFez81

Breaking Dawn part 2: Bella vs Jacob

added by cassie-1-2-3

Source: people magazine

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NO edward DONT! Stay in the sunlight...your going to sparkle T.T

added by nessienjake

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Edward and Jacob Body Pillows

added by nuxi

Source: etsy

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contradictive

added by ClaireVoyant

Source: not mine

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Twilight Funnies

added by KateKicksAss

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Twilight Funnies

added by KateKicksAss

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Keeping Our Spot Tidy

posted by Cinders

"Tidy" is an unusual word for me, but I felt if I used "clean" it would be interpreted as another warning against mudslinging and immaturity.

What I mean is, I see a lot of repeated content on this spot. Particularly images. Most of the time, I don't Kommentar on it, because if I like to point out a repeated image, I also like to link to the original image in that spot. Unfortunately, I'm generally too lazy to do a Suchen because the vague Schlagwörter being attatched to our Bilder don't make our Suchen bar very helpful.

So consider this an appeal from an anal-retentive credit-crazy Schlagwort queen:...