Humphrey with Pregnant Kate

i really don't wanna review this movie. i really, REALLY don't wanna review it. but since i had the balls to go and watch it.... this is my review/rant on the one and only..... Norm of the North..... god, help me!

so, Norm of the North follows the story of Norm, a polar bär voiced Rob Schneider - cause why the fuck not? - who's the prince of the Arctic (i think?) and spends most of his time twerking (yea, Du heard me right: the bär TWERKS!!) while listening to shitty pop songs on his iPod and saying some of the worst jokes i've ever heard! he's not like any other polar bär considering he...

wow! it's been a while since my last review, but at least i'm back. and i know this review's super duper fuckin' late, but now that i'm back to doing movie reviews, i'm gonna talk about one of the most hyped straight-to-DVD sequels of 2015 (or THE most hyped, depending on how Du look at it). ever since the enormous success of the fourth movie, Fans of the franchise (myself included) were really excited for the other sequel, and now that it's finally out for the whole world to see, will this movie be as good and entertaining as we all wanted, oder will it disappoint to no end like The Great Wolf...

UPDATE:
Also, I still stand on my stance about me standing up as a bisexual furry. I forgot about that, so I don't want people to mislead that either. I believe standing up as one is NOT a rude thing and claiming it is anyway can be unfair and bias.
Update Done

Before anyone reads, I don't think I'm fighting with Jett, I won't mention him in here other than this note to make things clear first.




I'm glad the fight is very tamed down.

But I still want to let people know that it takes one person to trigger a fight. But of course, Du need two people to have one, but while there is two people: "Hitting...

and we all know a oben, nach oben 11 best Liste won't be anything without a oben, nach oben 11 worst list. and let's face it: 2014 was a great Jahr movies, but it still had its fair amount of dogshits too. yea, these are my oben, nach oben 11 worst Filme of 2014. just to let ya know: these are the Filme i didn't like this year, which means it's MY opinion. anybody who liked oder had fun with the Filme on this list, that's great. at least you're having at the movies. i'm just saying, this is a Liste with the movie i didn't have fun with. so let's get started.

#11
starting off the Liste is the latest face-plant to the Paranormal Activity...

Rocko woke up Weiter to princess
He wanted to see Kate hopefully she wassent mad
Hay Kate'' Rocko said
Hi Rocko '' Kate sagte back to her brother
So I was going to eat something wanna come'' Rocko said
Sure'' Kate said
AT THE FEEDING GROUNDS
Rocko walked to an elk he caute in Montana
And Tared at it and gave it to Kate
Don't tell dad but I preferre elk'' Rocko said
Later that night Rocko met Daria
Hay daria what's wrong'' Rocko asked
Oh I just can't find my höhle, den I usually smell it'' daria said
Its this damd rain I sniff my way Home to'' Rocko said
I'll help'' he replied
Rocko guided daria to her den
Here...