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Life With Humphrey: Our First Time (WARNING:Sexual content!!)

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the couch and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine Weiter to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...

the time Fred got almost killed Von jenna and gets killed Von the mail pilot

posted by katelover14

Fred: Hey arent Du the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.

Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are Du balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do Du need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut...

tales of alpha and omega- judegement Tag 1/3

posted by xi_omega

It all was about to kick off now we all knew that judgement Tag was coming here is the story.
Three months later
A wolf followed Von his wife where Von the lake looking out at the water at about 12:00pm then a sound from the busch made them jump “What was that?” asked the wolf’s wife then the wolf walked into the busch to see then he gave out a loud yell for help then silent “Honey don’t scare me like that” sagte his wife then an Alpha Shade came out and killed her
Next morning
Humphrey followed Von Kate, Fire, Lilly, Garth, Water, Winston, Tony and Eve where Von a dead wolf “Not again...

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The Pups of Lily and Garth

posted by Lilyomega11

Hey guys! I'm Schreiben this on my iPhone so spelling, punctuation, and indenting won't always happen! Just remember when I get on my computer I'll be able to write with all that and more. Thanks,
Lilyomega11 :)

Sage, a light brown pup with beautiful violett eyes, leapt out of the bushes, crushing her brother, Thorn.
"Got you!" she yelled, just as her mother Lily and her father Garth entered the clearing with her sister Tiger Lily and her other brother, Tiger.
Unlike her siblings, Sage was light brown. Everyone else in her family was pure white like her mother, except Garth of course.
"Dad!" yelled...

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Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

posted by Xero_Pyramid206

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged Von a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this Du meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio...

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Apology Letter To Ashley (Hank666's Mate)

posted by Kate_Alpha

To my wonderful, kind, sweet, dear friend Ashley,
I just wanted to say that I am so, so, so damn sorry for what I did to you. I really am sorry, baby. The reason I did what I did was because I was under tremendous amounts of stress. All of mine and Phil’s failed attempts to make a baby, plus the way I was rudely misinformed about Red losing his virginity to Lilly just got to my head and made me do things I had no control over....

BaltoXJenna: Part 2 Kodi&Alue

posted by Xscash232

Balto talking to jenna about how Kodi see him as the hero not his father

~A Jahr later~ Balto and Jenna are laying down watching the now grown up Alue and Kodi.

Jenna: they grow up to fast
Balto: I know but there perfect
Jenna: Yup

Kodi walks over and sits Weiter to his father.

Kodi: Hey Hero whats up

Balto: Nothing just thinking about how Du guy grow up so fast

Kodi: Alright see ya
Kodi walks away and twoards Alue And they run off and leave balto and jenna there alone laying there sad but happy too. Then along comes steele.

Steele: Ha Jenna Du don't know a good guy when Du see him so Du pick Balto the puny loser

Jenna: *Tears in eye* Du know what your a fucking dick...

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Cod nazi zombies season1 episode1-Natchet Der Untoten

posted by Alphaman

Special guest are
Transformer101-Joanathan
Buddydevos-Buddy
Hank666-Hank

It was a dark night when us four woke up in abadoned building with pistols laying on the ground.
Me-"Damn my head"
Hank-"dude were he hell are we?"
Buddy-"I wish I knew"
Just then a growl came out of no were as a hand reached threw the window .
Joanthan-"Oh god"
I pic up two pistols and threw Hank one
Hank-"Holy shit what the hell do u call these arsch holes"
Me-"Piles of shit!!"
Just then we heard screaming coming from the upstairs as we all look at the steps Lily,Ashely,and Rosie shot down the steps.
Lily-"Garth were are we!!!"
Me"I...

LWG [Life With Garth] Chapter 1

posted by Xscash232

It was early sunday in Idaho and i felt like driving up to Jasper park canada I got up took a dusche got dressed and Left.

It was a sunny Tag and i took out my Ford F-150 V8 and drove twoards canada but it would be a long arsch trip. ~12 hours later~ I arrived in Jasper. I was tired and low on fuel and i stopped at a gas station and filled up and i went to the motel across the straße from the dirt road to Jasper. ~Next morning~ I got up got dressed and went across the straße to the dirt road in my Ford and i drove down it and soon i saw the sign saying "WELCOME TO JASPER INTERNATIONAL PARK"...

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Humphrey's Secret: Chapter 4: Mood Swings and Labor.

posted by Wolfman32

Three weeks later. Humphrey's POV

I got up and walked outside with Garth careful so as not to wake up Kate. We went outside the höhle, den and started talking. We were talking about what the pups would be like.
"As long as mine get my good looks I'm alright." I laughed. Garth laughed right alongside. I then asked him this. "Garth could Du teach me how to hunt?" I asked him.
"Sure I can." He said. We then went off to the hunting grounds. We stayed there for a while and I got to kill my first caribou. Me and Garth then dragged it back to the den. I walked to get Kate. When she saw me she growled and snarled....

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ALPHA AND OMEGA AND THE HEAVY METAL FESTIVAL chapter 1 &2

posted by metalwolf116

It was a bright burning summer morning in jasper and the packs were clambering round to see what their new leaders Kate and Humphrey had to say. it was the news of the long awaited heavy metal festival.

KATE: “As everybody knows the long awaited heavy metal festival is upon us were as Du know anyone can get on the new moonlight stage ( she points to the high hügel peak) and sing out their Favorit metal songs; no screamo, death shit please.”

HUMPHREY: “ I will be Singen 2 surprise songs and have also written up a setlist for the festival.” “first up is WINSTON with HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN...

Chapter 47: The band forms... err so does Mooch's truck

posted by UriahA

Humphrey had to confess to Johnny about what was going on between him and Kate. It wasn’t hard to confess that they were fight, but that he did Lilly. He eventually arrived at Johnny’s den.
“Hey, dad.”
“Johnny, I gotta talk to Du about something.”
“Sure, dad, what?”
Humphrey and Johnny sat down at the couch, “Johnny, your mother and I are fighting right now.”
“About what?”
Humphrey tilted his head forward, “Johnny, please don’t hate me for this, it’s hard to tell you.”
“I’m not going to hate my own dad.”
“Promise?”
“Yes, make sure mom doesn’t...

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The Fight PT 7

posted by yoj123

When Kate and humphrey joined in on the hunt the battle had already begun and it was a thrashing of claws and fur. It was all confusion Kate and Humphrey already took down 1 caribou each, and then Humphrey saw Kate get get kicked in the stomach Von a raging caribou he saw her drop to the ground instantly and he ran to try and save her.

When humphrey got to Kate she was unconsis, for she had hit a rock when she fell to the ground, so he picked Kate up and slung her over his shoulders as he ran her all the way back to the höhle, den where he would doctor kates wounds and help her get better. They thankfully...

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the fat cat

posted by wolfiey

That fat cat
There was an old cat
Who was very fat
He had a nice… regenbogen hat
With two little holes for his ears to go through
He picked a nice baum to take a snooze
He dreamed of other fat Katzen who had very nice regenbogen hats
There was small Katzen fat Katzen big cat black cats
Who all had very nice regenbogen hats
Except for one who was fattest of all
Who had a big yarn ball
The end
By.wolfiey dont judge me i was bored and im only Schreiben this becuse it was to short so now i will write Zufällig letters hiphopapotomis i schlittschuh, skate dont hate hugs are drugs

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Kates inner monster part 3

posted by Mitsi1991

Kate's Inner Monster Prt. 3

Richard takes a deep breath and a sigh of relief. "Holy shit that
could have ended badly!!!" Richard looked at the forest floor and
sees the beast laying right in front of him. She was knocked out cold.
"Thank god I had the tranquilizer pistol on hand!" He then realizes
that he forgot all about poor Dale. Richard went over to Dale and
again slapped him on the face but this time with Mehr slap! "Dale
you pansy wake up!!!" "Hmmmm Richard is that you?? Dale asks.
"LOL yea its me, how Du feel there???" "Gee I don't know Richard
it feels like I just got hit Von a freaking...

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The giant group goes on a fighter jet mission

posted by UriahA

The 12 that went on the Weltraum trip goes on this fighter jet expedition along with A7X and Metallica.

Humphrey was playing Halo Reach when he got a phone call from an old friend, Dutch.
“Hey, Humphrey, we need Du your Friends and Avenged Sevenfold to meet up with us ODST’s, Metallica, and star, sterne and his group.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey went to Garth’s house to have him to do the shitty howl.
“Thanks, I’ll go get Avenged Sevenfold.”
Humphrey got to the warehouse of Avenged Sevenfold. They were playing Beast and the Harlot.
“Matt, Mike, John, Zach, Brian, we need Du to come with us to...

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Humphrey - The Great wolf Games

added by Mollymolata

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Kate in real life!

added by willemert

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AlphaKate100 bio (biography of my sweet mate)

posted by OmegaHumphrey

Name: AlphaKate100 (Kate)

animal: Wolf

Mate: me (OmegaHumphery)

Pups: Ikuto, Star, Katie, Dex, and Owen

rank: Alpha

pelz color : light tan

Eye color: light brown

likes: Me, hunting, playing with the pups, howling, her Friends and family, mating with me, music, cuddling, and log rodeln, schlittenfahren

Dislikes: A&O haters, hunters and anyone who might be a threat to me and her pups

Favorit sport to watch: hockey

Favorit movies: Alpha and Omega, Dark of the Moon, Avatar, Lord of the Ring series, Bolt, Balto, Dragonheart, and Dragonheart : a new beginning

Favorit tv shows: Fact oder Faked, Law and Order SVU, spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy

Favorit music: Rock, R&B, pop, Dance/club, Techno

Best Friends on Fanpop : me(OmegaHumphrey), SweetsOmega, Metallica 1147, Kate_Alpha, KateAlphaWolf,AlphaKate21,Omega854

Nicknames (all Von me):my angel, Baby, sweetheart, my alpha

Personality: a sweet Alpha with a loving herz for life,family and Friends

Life With Scar: Part 17: Another Hole in the Head (Uncensored)

posted by HumphreyAlpha

(June 6, 2011)

click clack The keys of the keyboard. click clack This clacking had been going on for an hour, devoted as I was to Schreiben the novel I had started a Monat ago. It was called The Network and it was about this guy that creates a super fungus, lets himself become infected Von it, and starts to take over the world using the land and sea as his media. The humans controlled the air, just to make it fair.

Engrossed as I was in in the adventures of Dan Cooper, known as "Mini" due to his immense height, I didn't hear Scar call my name the first time. It was when she sagte it the third time...