Happy New Jahr Achmed, maybe you'll get the 72 virgins Du wanted in 2013. oder 72 goats. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Achmed is the best!!!!!!!!!!! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I KEEL YOU! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

haha have any of Du seen the one wehere jeff dunham like achmeds how do Du spell your name ? achemeds like aaaaaaaaa llllllll slimmm hahahahahahaha :) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I Liebe how kill is spelled keel! oder when he talked to a.j and sagte WTF OMG imean OMA. Totaly LOL gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I absolutely Liebe the father and son reunion. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Achmed: Silence! I kill you! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Jeff: Achmed he's your son look at him what do Du see

Achmed: well he does have my eye *laugh*

AJ: Its true yes I do

Achmed: why the hell do Du sound like Elton John?

Jeff: After the accident when Du were seperated he was rasied in england

Aj: Did my mum miss me?

Achmed: yeah I don't know what the hell. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

It is not Achmed it is AHHCKmed.
How do Du spell that?
Oh, that is easy. A.....C....PHLEGM
XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

"I am a horrible parent"
"why"
"I took him to take your kid to work day....Its not funny! My wife is still pissed at me! She asked 'where's our son' and I sagte 'over there over there and up there'"

I am so excited I get to c him live again on new years eve. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

i guess you're muslim.
no i'm not.
you're not muslim?
no.
why?
look at my ass. it says 'made in china'.
XD gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

silence!!!! i kill you! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr