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Song: link
regenbogen Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our Fans squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep Du waiting.
Fluttershy: Were Du masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named Foto Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her Friends at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the Jahr 1967. It was a beautiful Tag in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the straße between many cars* Yo good morning to all of Du motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on oben, nach oben of a yellow Mustang* Du better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black pony in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. Du gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do Du like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are Du talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has regenbogen Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, Du got regenbogen Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her Friends got their sexy marks changed as well. regenbogen Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from star, sterne Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading star, sterne Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: Du SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get regenbogen Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
regenbogen Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, Du seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes regenbogen Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
regenbogen Dash: Thank Du Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. Du know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to Bewegen around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
regenbogen Dash: What are Du talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
regenbogen Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
Mehr Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the Zeigen itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my Friends man! If there's a Zeigen that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
regenbogen Dash: *Standing Weiter to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is Weiter to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank Du notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
regenbogen Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some Artikel from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
regenbogen Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one Mehr thing about this series Du should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope Du enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told Du to!
regenbogen Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No Mehr Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did Du forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of regenbogen Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenbogen Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at regenbogen Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't Du be Friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your Weiter plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why Du never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: Du told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating regenbogen Dash, Von using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
regenbogen Dash: Du ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
regenbogen Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
regenbogen Dash: feuer away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: Du can't fight anypony with a gun if Du can't dodge the bullets.
regenbogen Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
regenbogen Dash: What do Du want?
Discord: To kill you.
regenbogen Dash: Oh no Du don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
regenbogen Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
regenbogen Dash: She just sagte my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that Du got rid of my gun. Du know what I'm gonna do now?
regenbogen Dash: What?
Discord was about to schlagen, punsch her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
regenbogen Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* Du failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
regenbogen Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told Du to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at regenbogen Dash* She's dead.
regenbogen Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no Du don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are Du alright?
regenbogen Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
regenbogen Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge Du to a wrestling match!
regenbogen Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Song (Start at 0:15): link
Sean: Alright, we are done with the first half of our show. We'll be back at 8:30. We hope Du Mitmachen us for the Sekunde half of our show.
Song: link
regenbogen Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our Fans squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep Du waiting.
Fluttershy: Were Du masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named Foto Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her Friends at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, Du smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, Du are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the Jahr 1967. It was a beautiful Tag in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the straße between many cars* Yo good morning to all of Du motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on oben, nach oben of a yellow Mustang* Du better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black pony in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. Du gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do Du like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are Du talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has regenbogen Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, Du got regenbogen Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her Friends got their sexy marks changed as well. regenbogen Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from star, sterne Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading star, sterne Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: Du SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get regenbogen Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
regenbogen Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, Du seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes regenbogen Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
regenbogen Dash: Thank Du Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. Du know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to Bewegen around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
regenbogen Dash: What are Du talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
regenbogen Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
Mehr Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the Zeigen itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my Friends man! If there's a Zeigen that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
regenbogen Dash: *Standing Weiter to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is Weiter to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank Du notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
regenbogen Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some Artikel from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
regenbogen Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one Mehr thing about this series Du should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope Du enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told Du to!
regenbogen Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
regenbogen Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No Mehr Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did Du forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of regenbogen Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenbogen Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at regenbogen Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't Du be Friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your Weiter plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why Du never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: Du told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating regenbogen Dash, Von using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
regenbogen Dash: Du ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
regenbogen Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
regenbogen Dash: feuer away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: Du can't fight anypony with a gun if Du can't dodge the bullets.
regenbogen Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
regenbogen Dash: What do Du want?
Discord: To kill you.
regenbogen Dash: Oh no Du don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
regenbogen Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
regenbogen Dash: She just sagte my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that Du got rid of my gun. Du know what I'm gonna do now?
regenbogen Dash: What?
Discord was about to schlagen, punsch her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
regenbogen Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* Du failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
regenbogen Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told Du to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at regenbogen Dash* She's dead.
regenbogen Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no Du don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are Du alright?
regenbogen Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
regenbogen Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge Du to a wrestling match!
regenbogen Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
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Sean: Alright, we are done with the first half of our show. We'll be back at 8:30. We hope Du Mitmachen us for the Sekunde half of our show.