Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One Tag from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did Du wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. Du just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)
(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing at checkout counter) (Phone rings) Hello
Emma: Hey, Nate. How are things going
Nate: Oh, hey, Emma. Nothing much. Just working, and stuff
Emma: Well, Du still remember our datum tonight, right
Nate: Oh, come on. How could I forget?
Emma: Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I'll see Du later then
Nate: Yeah, okay
Boss: Nate. Get off the phone
Nate: Yes, Sir (Hangs up)
(3:00 PM... 13 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in through door)
Chris: (Still watching TV) Hey, there Du are. What took Du so long
Nate: Oh, shut up (Opens fridge and takes out bier and sits on couch with Chris) So, what are Du watching
Chris: Walking Dead Season 2. Just started
Nate: There's a Sekunde one?
Chris: Yeah. There were trailers everywhere man
Nate: I wish people would tell me Mehr of this.
Chris: ................... Don't Du have that datum with Emma
Nate: Yeah (Takes a sip from beer)
Chris: ................Did Du make any reservations
Nate: (Spits out beer)
(8:00 PM... 8 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (At a steak and Shake with Emma)
Emma: This is your idea of a date?
Nate: Well, Du see, all the other places were full, so, I was kinda out of options
Emma: Did Du even try?
Nate: Well...... I kinda forgot and then Chris reminded me
Emma: Chris? Du mean your stoner best friend remembered this Mehr then you
Nate: Hey, Chris is a good friend of mine. I had good reason to forget
Emma: Okay, what was it
Nate: Well
(Flashback)
Nate: (Playing Dead Rising 2 on his TV)
(End of Flashback)
Nate: .............. Work
Emma: (Annoyed sigh) Nate, when are Du ever going to learn
(10:00 PM... 6 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in)
Chris: (Watching Shaun of the Dead on TV) Hey, Nate. How did it go?
Nate: It was terrible. I can't believe I forgot. I'm such a moron
Chris: Oh, come on, it could be worse
Nate: Can it
Chris: Yeah..... At least it isn't a zombie outbreak, right
Nate: Yeah, I guess
(Meanwhile)
Zombie: (Walks down street)
Man: (Drives down the street, but stops as the zombie is in his way) Hey, get out of the way (Honks horn)
Zombie: (Hits car)
Man: (Gets out of car) Hey, what the hell is your pro- (Zombie grabs man and bits down on his neck)
Man: (Screams loudly as the zombie rips his flesh off)
(10:00 AM. The Weiter Day... 0 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Wakes up)
Chris: (Sleeping on couch)
Nate: (Walks over to him) Du know Du have a bett room right
Chris: So?
Nate: Oh, nevermind (Opens door to see a man standing outside) Chris, what do Du make of this
Chris: (Gets up and looks outside to see the man) I think its a Rob Zombie wannabe
Man: (Looks over at them)
Nate: Du think he's drunk
Chris: This early in the morning? I doubt it
Nate: (To Man) Sir, are Du lost
Man: (Walks over to them)
Chris: Seriously, what is he doing
Man: (Walks up to Nate and grabs him)
Nate: (Keeps man from him) AH, Chris help
Chris: Okay (Pushes man off of him)
Nate: (Notices something) Oh crap (Runs off)
Chris: Wait, where are Du going (Looks at Man) Okay, now, sir, I suggest Du stop, okay
Man: (Gets closer)
Nate: (Walks back in with bat and Smashes his head with a bat)
Chris: Holy crap! What the hell was that
Nate: Don't Du get it. That was not a guy
Chris: Then, who was it exactly. A Zombie? (Laughs)
Nate: Yes, he was
Chris: (Stops laughing)
TO BE CONTINUED
(July 12th... One Tag from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did Du wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. Du just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)
(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing at checkout counter) (Phone rings) Hello
Emma: Hey, Nate. How are things going
Nate: Oh, hey, Emma. Nothing much. Just working, and stuff
Emma: Well, Du still remember our datum tonight, right
Nate: Oh, come on. How could I forget?
Emma: Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I'll see Du later then
Nate: Yeah, okay
Boss: Nate. Get off the phone
Nate: Yes, Sir (Hangs up)
(3:00 PM... 13 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in through door)
Chris: (Still watching TV) Hey, there Du are. What took Du so long
Nate: Oh, shut up (Opens fridge and takes out bier and sits on couch with Chris) So, what are Du watching
Chris: Walking Dead Season 2. Just started
Nate: There's a Sekunde one?
Chris: Yeah. There were trailers everywhere man
Nate: I wish people would tell me Mehr of this.
Chris: ................... Don't Du have that datum with Emma
Nate: Yeah (Takes a sip from beer)
Chris: ................Did Du make any reservations
Nate: (Spits out beer)
(8:00 PM... 8 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (At a steak and Shake with Emma)
Emma: This is your idea of a date?
Nate: Well, Du see, all the other places were full, so, I was kinda out of options
Emma: Did Du even try?
Nate: Well...... I kinda forgot and then Chris reminded me
Emma: Chris? Du mean your stoner best friend remembered this Mehr then you
Nate: Hey, Chris is a good friend of mine. I had good reason to forget
Emma: Okay, what was it
Nate: Well
(Flashback)
Nate: (Playing Dead Rising 2 on his TV)
(End of Flashback)
Nate: .............. Work
Emma: (Annoyed sigh) Nate, when are Du ever going to learn
(10:00 PM... 6 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in)
Chris: (Watching Shaun of the Dead on TV) Hey, Nate. How did it go?
Nate: It was terrible. I can't believe I forgot. I'm such a moron
Chris: Oh, come on, it could be worse
Nate: Can it
Chris: Yeah..... At least it isn't a zombie outbreak, right
Nate: Yeah, I guess
(Meanwhile)
Zombie: (Walks down street)
Man: (Drives down the street, but stops as the zombie is in his way) Hey, get out of the way (Honks horn)
Zombie: (Hits car)
Man: (Gets out of car) Hey, what the hell is your pro- (Zombie grabs man and bits down on his neck)
Man: (Screams loudly as the zombie rips his flesh off)
(10:00 AM. The Weiter Day... 0 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Wakes up)
Chris: (Sleeping on couch)
Nate: (Walks over to him) Du know Du have a bett room right
Chris: So?
Nate: Oh, nevermind (Opens door to see a man standing outside) Chris, what do Du make of this
Chris: (Gets up and looks outside to see the man) I think its a Rob Zombie wannabe
Man: (Looks over at them)
Nate: Du think he's drunk
Chris: This early in the morning? I doubt it
Nate: (To Man) Sir, are Du lost
Man: (Walks over to them)
Chris: Seriously, what is he doing
Man: (Walks up to Nate and grabs him)
Nate: (Keeps man from him) AH, Chris help
Chris: Okay (Pushes man off of him)
Nate: (Notices something) Oh crap (Runs off)
Chris: Wait, where are Du going (Looks at Man) Okay, now, sir, I suggest Du stop, okay
Man: (Gets closer)
Nate: (Walks back in with bat and Smashes his head with a bat)
Chris: Holy crap! What the hell was that
Nate: Don't Du get it. That was not a guy
Chris: Then, who was it exactly. A Zombie? (Laughs)
Nate: Yes, he was
Chris: (Stops laughing)
TO BE CONTINUED
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK Du (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the Weiter Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are Du still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK Du (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the Weiter Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are Du still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED