I walked down the road, eating a Schokolade flavored waffle. There was this Zufällig guy behind me, and he had a long beard. He reminded me of someone, but I couldn't put my finger on it!
I turned around. The guy stopped walking. "Are Du following me?" I asked.
"Umm..." He began, stuttering and nervously twirling the tip of his beard.
"My Schokolade flavored waffle is extremely violated Von your presence. I can just taste it," I declared, eating another bite.
"Well, have Du ever seen Adventure Time?" He sagte in a low voice. I nodded. "Well, i'm the Ice King."
I gasped. This man, a famous, princess-stealing...

Я ішоў па дарозе, ядуць шакалад араматызаваныя вафлі. Быў гэты выпадковы хлопец ззаду мяне, і ў яго доўгая барада. Ён нагадаў мне, што хто-тое, але я не мог не ўкладу пальца майго на гэтым!
Я павярнуўся. Хлопец спыніўся. "Вы за мной?" Спытаў я.
"Умм ..." Ён пачаў, заікаючыся і нервова круціла кончык барады.
"Мой шакалад араматызаваныя вафельныя...