There are some people that play video games so much that they aren't used to real life. Du may not think you're one of them, but it's likely Du are indeed if:

You look at a bottle of water oder a pond and think, "Such nice water effects."

You convince your friend to toss a stick of dynamite between your feet thinking you'll benefit with electric powers in the aftermath.

When learning about the Spartans and Thermopylae, Du can't help but think of the big dudes in the green suits.

You ask your local hospital to take an autopsy of you, saying that Du want to be able to impale people with your bare...