Breaking News
A PANDEMIC HAS BROKEN OUT
Twilight Fever!
The original virus was appears to have originated from a beliebt series of Bücher called “The Twilight Series”. Carriers of the virus have been passing on their Liebe of the Bücher but on hearing of the forthcoming movie adaptation the strain has reached epic global proportions.
Sufferers can quickly be identified by
· A glazed look in their eyes
· An inability to control their herz beat
· A twilight book close at hand
· Quietly mumbling Zitate to...
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