Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
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[EIGHT]
I quit crying a few Minuten later. I just laid there for the few hours of time we had to ourselves. I didn't need to train, I was ready for this battle. The Final Fight, I would win. I was ready.
And then, it was time to go.
I checked my eyes so no one would ask me if I was crying, and I was good. I went to the weapons room, geared up, and grabbed my essentials: a cross-bow and a stake.
"Let's do this." I said, and we started off for the parking lot.
The other doctors got here on time, they were suited up, along with Shropee, and they were ready to aid people. They had a few weapons on them, just incase things for them got out of hand, and yet they still came.
We got there before Haus's gang.
"Alright guys," I started. "Before we fight to the death, I just wanted to say that I'm glad no one chickened out. Du all are brave. This isn't just for me, this is for Jerek. This is for Tabra. This is for all of Du and your Friends here. When we kill Haus, and the rest of his men, which we will, we will think of three things.
1.) Du & Your friends
2.) Me & Tabra
3.) Jerek
Some of Du may die. I want Du to know that. But, it's a risk we need to take. Because, not only is our lives at risk, but there's is too. Once they realize we won't back down - we can't back down - we will triumph, and win."
"Yea, what she said." I heard someone say, and I turned to see Haus and his gang.
"Where's Jerek?" I asked him.
"Oh, he's over there." Haus pointed to a light shining down on Jerek tied up to a chair, and gagged.
"Okay," I said, and pulled out a gun. "Ready?"
"So ready," Haus said. "You're mine."
"Then let's go." I said, and the war had begun.
-----------------END OF VOLUME FOUR---------------
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
_________________________
[EIGHT]
I quit crying a few Minuten later. I just laid there for the few hours of time we had to ourselves. I didn't need to train, I was ready for this battle. The Final Fight, I would win. I was ready.
And then, it was time to go.
I checked my eyes so no one would ask me if I was crying, and I was good. I went to the weapons room, geared up, and grabbed my essentials: a cross-bow and a stake.
"Let's do this." I said, and we started off for the parking lot.
The other doctors got here on time, they were suited up, along with Shropee, and they were ready to aid people. They had a few weapons on them, just incase things for them got out of hand, and yet they still came.
We got there before Haus's gang.
"Alright guys," I started. "Before we fight to the death, I just wanted to say that I'm glad no one chickened out. Du all are brave. This isn't just for me, this is for Jerek. This is for Tabra. This is for all of Du and your Friends here. When we kill Haus, and the rest of his men, which we will, we will think of three things.
1.) Du & Your friends
2.) Me & Tabra
3.) Jerek
Some of Du may die. I want Du to know that. But, it's a risk we need to take. Because, not only is our lives at risk, but there's is too. Once they realize we won't back down - we can't back down - we will triumph, and win."
"Yea, what she said." I heard someone say, and I turned to see Haus and his gang.
"Where's Jerek?" I asked him.
"Oh, he's over there." Haus pointed to a light shining down on Jerek tied up to a chair, and gagged.
"Okay," I said, and pulled out a gun. "Ready?"
"So ready," Haus said. "You're mine."
"Then let's go." I said, and the war had begun.
-----------------END OF VOLUME FOUR---------------
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” Von the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
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9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link