For some, it's true...
100 Places To Go During The Summer: Cullen Style
Chapter 2: The Opera House
I am very excited!!! Jasper had the best idea!!! We're taking the girls to The Opera House! Edward didn't want to, but we forced him to. He's so weak...Ooops. He can hear my mind...
"Emmett," he growled sharply.
"Sorry, bro. No hard feelings...Right?," I sagte nervously.
"Ugghrggghhh, Du are sooo very intellectually infected with dementia," Edward complained.
What the hell does that even mean??? I'm confused. I've gotta remember to look up dementia online. And intellectually...He's right. I am kinda stupid. Ooops. Edward snickered at that thought...Oh well. Time to go.
~AT THE OPERA HOUSE, 5 HOURS LATER~
Opera is boring. Wait, they're picking two people to sing a duet!!!
"Okay, let us see...How about, the giant beefy one, and the tall skinny one in the 3rd row," a foriegn lady sagte in a strong accent. Wait, isn't that...Jasper and me??? YES!!! It is!!! I am scrambling up the stairs...Ouch. I fell on my butt. Vampire can trip? Wierd...Time for the duet!!! Wait, it just dawned on me...I'm Singen with JASPER??? Oh God...
Suddenly, I burst out singing: "OwwwAwwOwhhwwahhhWaaaAhhhhhWahhhh," with lots of feeling, I thought!!! Jasper goes, "AwwwwwwwOwwwwwwWahhhhhhhAhhhhAwwww," very loudly and off-key. The audience is silent for a Minute (slow humans), and suddenly, they burst out laughing!!! Ugghhhh. I'm leaving. Rose and everyone else follow me out. Oh well, maybe I'llout live it. Someday...
This is Edward and Renesmee...So cute!!!