Ok,Everyone knows Edward's Famos Punchline:"So the lion fell in Liebe with the lamb" the Bella says 'What a stupid Lamb"Them Edward says "What a Sick Machocastic lion" WTF is that??? its that how Du even spell it plese tell me what it means!!!!!

Its cause Edward is a predator hence the lion part and Bella is delicate and fragile hence the lamm part. She says "What a stupid lamm because she thinks that it was dumb for the lamm to put herself in danger. Edward says what a " Sick masochistic lion"- masochistic means: " A willingness to oder tendency to subject oneself to unpleasent experiences- becuase it's unpleasent for the lion to be close to the lamm because the lamm smells so enticing.

are Du refering to the masochistic part?

masochistic means to get pleasure from being in danger oder being dominated oder A willingness to oder tendency to subject oneself to unpleasent experiences
edward is calling himself a sick masochistic lion. A lion being in Liebe with a lamm would be very dangerous for the lamb. in this case bella is the lamm and he is the lion, so it is "sick" and "masochistic" to be putting this "lamb" in danger for his benefit
ie basically he loves her though he thinks its stupid and wrong and dangerous for him to- even though it gives him pleasure

Bella thinks that she is too worthless to be loved Von Edward and Edward thinks he is too dangerous to be loved Von Bella...(its not a 'punchline'...its a quote...a punchline is at the end of a joke...) :)

right
A lion could eat a lamb,right but instead the lion has fallen in Liebe with the lamb. the samething with the lamm the lamm would run away instead the lamm fallsd in Liebe with the lion. so bella are two diffrent things but they make a right.

I though he sagte what a sick PSYCOTIC lion, but i think its the same meaning either way, which is that its sort of sick how a lion falls in Liebe with its prey, and that the lamm is stupid for not running away from its natural enemy