Hi all Du schildkröte fans! I have composed a Liste for living the schildkröte life- relaxed, chilled out, and somewhat green!


1. Enjoy nature. Turtles are usually pictured in water, but that doesn't mean Du just stay in water. Appreciate all nature!

2. Relax a little! Turtles are relaxed, stress-free creatures. If Du have a test to study for, take a walk and chill out before studying.

3. Eat 'turtle food'. I don't mean, go buy yourself a packet of schildkröte food, just eat nuts, cheese, generally healthy stuff. Du can have a couple of lollies, just not too many.

4. Dress casually and comfortably. Here's...