Chris: Garrett!
Garrett: (exits bus Von doing a back flip) WOHO!

Garrett: I want to know if there's any vines I can swing, schaukel on!
Blake: Who are Du Izzy?
Garrett: No, but I do Liebe some adventure.
Blake: Sure. What ever.

Elisa: (has dog in hand) Who's a cute little dog? Du are. Du are-
Garrett: It's a dog. Not a baby.

Garrett: Even if it was only me left, I would make us win.
Layla: And who sagte that?
Garrett: I can go weeks in this kind of heat with no water and still live.
Elisa: Humans can only go a few days with no water.
Fawn: So that's impossible.
Garrett: Nope. I'm not like the average human.
Layla:...

Chris: last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Chef gave the contestants a little trouble with the cooking challenge. let's just say... they hurt a lot... Cole admitted that he stahl, stola the phones instead of Draven, and Lia tried to get Jordan jealous Von flirting with Jordan, which caused in Jordan's elimination also making Lia quit for Love. Awwww... how sweet. NOT! What will our contestants put Cole through now that he stahl, stola their phones, and who will Draven hit on next? Find out right here, right now. Only on.. Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Real's boy's room)
Cole: Chilly,...

Chris: last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our contestants pranked the other contestants.Cole arraged a fake datum with 3 people. Lia, Annie, and Mathew getting them all pranked. And Layla gave a prank text to Marissa and Liza from Joss's phone. Not to mention Elisa beating up Layla! hehe... amazing. In the end, It was both Draven and Ashley who got voted off, but only Ashley who was going home. Draven is being my intern... I need him to still be here... ratings!!! Who will win? Who will barf? Who will want to quit the show? Find out right now on Total... Drama Reality check!

(Theme song)...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our final 20 had to make a funny video. Ashley, Fawn, Elisa, and Liza switched teams, making Blake's life suck... not to mention Mathew's and Marissa's too. In the end, it was Lance who was sent Home for.... ummm... why was he sent Home again?
Chef: (shrugs)
Chris: Oh I think the reason is in that box over there. Can Du get it for me?
(Chef walks over to the box)
Chris: Thanks.
(Chef opens the box and wip-cream comes out)
Chris: (laughs)
Chef: grrrr...
Chris: What does that have to do with today's episode? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality...

Chef: Last time on TDRC! The lazy Maggots went on a hunt to find the mutant Tiere to give them a hair cut. Blond haired hot boy flirted with the goody-goody which mad swimmer boy mad. Miss nicey nicey tried to flirt with mister nicey-nicey! In the end, it was Robert who got eliminated. Hello Maggots! I bet your wonder why I'm doing this intro! Well, Chris is gone to a award Zeigen so I'm here to hurt the maggots to their limit.... oder burn them to death. What will I do? Find out right now on Total... Drama.. Reality Check!

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(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Lia: Okay! May listen up!
May:...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Survivor! Well, Australian survivor. Here, our 24 contestants had to stay in the 110 degree heat, in the Tag time, and the 21 degree heat at night, with no water. A snake peed in Jordan's mouth, Vincent saw something and freaked out, and kitz, rehkitz fainted Von doing jumping jacks. In the end, Jason's team was so annoyed Von his contestant cussing, that they voted him off. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will think this episode was so last season? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

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(Team Fake Boy's Trailer)
Blake: So Vincent....

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! I put the contestents through a lot of hunger. Some Lost their mind... oder 2 mind and went crazy for food. Some got lost. And some.. went crazyer than crazy. In the end, Cole found the missing phones that Draven stahl, stola and as a punish, Draven go back into the game, and as we sagte hello to him, we sagte hello to 2 girl, Lily and Fawn. Who will win? And who will lose? Find out right here. Right now. On Total...Drama... Reality Check!

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(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Lia: Wow. Now that kitz, rehkitz and Lily are gone, it's very quiet in here.
May: Yeah......

Chris: We have Alice!
Alice: (exits bus) COLE!
Cole: Alice my girl!
(Alice and Cole kiss)
Chilly: Hey Alice.
(Alice does not reply)
Chilly: Hello? ALICE!
Alice: Oh... Hey Chilly.

Alice: Wait, me and Cole aren't on the same team!
Cole: Chris, can Alice please be on my team.
Chris: no.
Cole and Alice: PLEASE!
Chris: FINE! Alice switch teams with Liza.

Alice: I'm guessing it's a.... 3 bedroom house Von the looks of it.
Chilly: Cole, do Du want to room together?
Cole: I was thinking of rooming with Alice. Sound cool babe?
Alice: Yeah. Sorry Chilly.
Chilly: Oh... aaaa... It's okay.

Chris: (enters) okay, so you...

(Aftermath studio)
(Aftermath theme song is in the back ground)
Rochelle: Welcome to the Total Drama Reality Check Aftermath show!
Amber: I'm Amber.
Rochelle: And I'm Rochelle!
Amber: And don't miss this installment of-
Amber and Rochelle: The Total... Drama... Reality Check.. Aftermath show!!

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(Aftermath studio)
Rochelle: Today we got a special treat for everyone.
Amber: But first, let's bring in our.... non-winners.
Rochelle: First we Have Jason!
(Jason enters and everyone boos)
Jason: Oh shut the Fuck up Bitches.
Amber: Garrett!
(Garrett enters doing a back flip and everyone cheers)
Garrett:...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! We had 4 surprises. 1 being the merge and 2,3, and 4 being Maylene, Blake, and Joss returning. Everyone was eager to find out who the maulwurf was. In the end, it was Draven, using his cheating ways, who found out who the maulwurf was make Cole, the phones stealer, saying goodbye. Who will Mitmachen Cole and the other losers? And who will not? Find out right now on Total.. Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Outside of trailers)
Liza: So Joss, how does it fill to be back?
Joss: (shrugs)
Liza: Is everything alright?
Joss: Huh? Oh yeah. Everything's just great.
(Someone...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! The Awake-a-thon! Yep. We brought it back. In this challenge, I made our contestants go through some craziness... some, crazier than others. In the end, it was Annie who got eliminated, making Lia Jordan's new girlfriend. But will he except? oder decline? Find out right here on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
May: Okay Lily. We need to learn how to control your Multiple Personality Disorder.
Lily: Actually it's called-
Fawn: How did Mike control it again?
May: I can't remember.
Fawn: Lia do you-
Lia: Jordan and...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! I put the constants in a spooky mansion and let them try to live with a killer on the lose. In the end it was the quiet Marissa who unmasked the killer reveling it was are old buddy Jason, who was sent Home with Ms. Evil, Layla. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Fawn: It's so good that Layla is gone.
Lily: I know. Now there is nothing to get us angry now.
May: Except the fact that our cell phones are gone.
Fawn: Oh yeah... Dose Layla still have our phones?
Lily:...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our contestants had to go through some trivia and had to go through some though challenges when they got it wrong. Like Leaches, ice water, and bees. In the end, Blake was kicked off the Zeigen for sneaking around in the studio with out premisson. Who knows why. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will scream their heads off? Find out right now on Total.. Drama.. Reality Check!

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(Castle (set 9))
(All the final 15 are laying on the ground)
Mathew: (wakes up and screams waking everyone else up)
Liza: Huh? WO! Where are we?
Lily: Looks like some...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our contestants went throw the most grossest challenge yet. They ate sheep's eyes, swam in cow's blood, and drank snake pee. Cole got black mailed Von Draven, Layla got the confessional tapes... again, and Joss got the boot in a Mysterious circumstance since over half of his team didn't vote him off. hmm... should I look into it?
Chef: (shrugs)
Chris: Anyways, who will win? Who will lose? Who will cry for their mommy? Find out the answer to these Fragen and Mehr Right here, right now, only on... Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team...