James Potter's theme song. Based on "Teenage Dirtbag" Von Wheatus.
WARNING: Mature content, I have a perverted mind. =P

Her name is Lily,
I have wet dreams about her,
She rings my bell-end,
Got Potions in half an hour,

Oh how she rocks,
In cloaks and Quidditch socks,
But she doesn't know who I am,
And she doesn't give a damn about me,

'Cause I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Yeah, I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Listen to Weird Sisters, baby, with me...
Oooooooooooh!

Her boyfriend's a slime,
He bring's a wand to school,
And he'd simply curse,
My arsch if he knew the truth,
He lives on my hall,
And drives a...

Ginny's theme song. Parody of "Girlfriend" Von Avril Lavigne.


Hey, Harry! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think Du need a new one
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend!

Hey, Harry! You! You!
I know that Du like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want Du mine
You're so delicious
I think about Du all the time
You're so addictive
Don't Du know what I could do to make Du feel alright?
(feel alright, feel alright, feel alright)
Don't pretend I think Du know I'm d-mn precious
And hell yeah
I'm...

Aaah, and now witness the wonders of the Irish national anthem:

Annie Angel – Jäger der Finsternis Bowles: POTATOES! POTATOES! WE Liebe POTATOES! AND OUR SQUIRRELS ARE RED!

Josie Cubbie Aaaah....the Irish.... :)

Sarah Allen: Annie, I wanna see your dance to it!!

Annie Angel – Jäger der Finsternis Bowles: Nooo, Du can never see the dance! It is much too embarassing.

Josie Cubbie: IRISH PEOPLE!

Sarah Allen: In that case...
I HAVE to see it!!

Sarah Allen: BRITISH PEOPLE!

Annie Angel – Jäger der Finsternis Bowles: NEVER!!! WELSH PEOPLE! (just wanted to Mitmachen in..)

Josie Cubbie: :P GERMANS!!! hehehe hi sarah....who ever Du are... :)

Sarah Allen: I would've thought you'd...