OCTAVIAN
My name is Octavian. I'm eighteen, and I'm Camp Jupiter's augur. Which means I cut up useless teddy bears and read the will of the gods.
I'm scrawny and pale; and a descendant of Apollo.
I sighed as I walked into Jupiter's Temple, ready to murder the teddy bears that must have nightmares about me. oder so the rumors say.
I grumbled, not in a very good mood as I grabbed some Zufällig rosa teddy bear. Du see, I don't just read the messages from the Roman gods in the stuffing of innocent bears; they talk to me. And I am not going crazy. Almost all the augurs have that kinda power.
Anyway, just as I grabbed the teddy bear, a voice in my head shouted, "No, don't do this to me Octavian! I am your...mother?"
My eyes widened, and I muttered, "Mom?"
The teddy bär rolled it's eyes sarcastically. "No, I'm just a teddy bear! Of course I'm your mother Du dumb@$$!"
I stared blankly at 'Mom.' Then it hit me. "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, Du JUST DON'T WANT TO BE READ Von ME!" I shouted, shoving my ceremonial dagger into Chubby the teddy bear's neck and ripping it open.
"Dude...is that kid crazy?" A voice asked behind me.
"Na, he's far beyond crazy..." a familiar voice said.
I turned around. There was Percy Jackson and his friends, Leo, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Grover, Hazel, and Frank. "SHUT UP!" I yelled, waving my dagger at Leo, who voiced the question.
"Dude, I am NOT afraid of pale scrawny eighteen Jahr olds that haven't lifted anything heavier then a teddy bear," Leo said, smirking.
My eyes widen. "OH NO Du DIDN'T!" I shouted, putting my hands on my hips.
"Um...you look like a girl when Du do that..."
I glared at Leo, who was doubled over laughing. "Shut up Flame Boy," I snarled. "I am not THAT scrawny for one; I gained five pounds over the weekend, so now I am ninety pounds total. Second, I do not look like a freaking girl!"
Von that time, the rest had left; it was only me and Leo.
"Yeah? I bet the teddy bears have nightmares all the time because Du kill their family!"
The boy speaks the truth Sir Moron-I mean Octavian, tiny voices in my head whispered.
"SHUT UP!" I shout to the teddy bears, ripping Chubby open.
"WTF dude? I think you've been hanging out with Dakota too much..." Leo muttered, slowly backing away. After a few steps back, he bolted to the Mess Hall.
As soon as I finished off Chubby the teddy bear, I looked into her stuffing. "Oh, Chubby, dead and fluffy, tell me a prophecy, and I will dispose of Du later," I said, staring intently into the stuffing.
"Your foul behavior will be revenged upon. Beware."
I looked up, puzzled. What kind of prophecy was that?! Sighing, I knew the time for a break was due. I had been with the teddy bears for too long.
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"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' vorwärts-, nach vorn TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND,
FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' vorwärts-, nach vorn TO THE WEEKEND!"
As I sang the last verse, I put shampoo in my hair. Yes, I sing in the shower. Gotta problem with that?
Suddenly, I heard sizzling. What the Pluto? I felt my head, but there was no hair. Rinsing off the shampoo, I thought, What is going on?
I wrapped a towel around my waist and looked in my mirror. My head was bald.
"WTF?!" I screamed, rushing back to my shampoo. WARNING: DO NOT USE. THIS PRODUCT MAKES HAIR FALL OUT. MADE BY: JAMIE THE TEDDY BEAR.
I cursed in Latin. How did Jamie get in my bathroom?
"JAMIE!!" I screamed. There he was, smirking behind me, sitting on the toilet seat.
"Yes, Mr. Moronic Octavian?"
"What the heck did Du do to my shampoo?" I screeched."All my hair is gone! It took me three years to grow it out like that!"
"Aww, da poor baby!"
I glared at the teddy bear. "You did NOT just say that."
"Oh, but I did. What are Du going to do, tear my apart like Du did to Chubby?"
I gave a defeated "Humph," and walked into my room to change into some real clothes. Who did that teddy bär think he was, sabotaging ME?
This was going to be a long day.
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"YO, OCTAVIAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!"
I turned around and glared. Dakota was stumbling around, screaming Zufällig things about no hair.
People started to gather around and point at my bald head. "Where's his hair?" "Dude, Octavian's bald...wtf..."
I ignored them and walked into Jupiter's temple. There, sitting in the corner, was the teddy bär culprates. "WHO REPLACED MY SHAMPOO?" I shouted, glaring at them.
We promised not to tell Sir Moron.
I gritted my teeth. "If Du do not tell me, I will personally burn all of you."
"IT WAS PRAETOR PERCY'S IDEA! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!"
I grumbled something about stupid praetors as I walked to the Praetor's houses.
Percy's house this way. ------>
Pounding on the door, I screamed, "PRAETOR JACKSON, WTF DID Du TELL MY TEDDY BEARS TO DO TO ME?!"
Behind me, clicking was sounded. I turned around. Paparazzi.
"Hello, my name is Debra Waters, would Du like to tell us how Du got such a fabulous bald head?
Percy POV:
"Dude, look at his face..." Leo muttered. We were all sitting behind a bush, watching Octavian.
His face was priceless.
I grinned. "Price of hair remover - 30 dollars. Price of getting the teddy bears to switch the shampoo - 5 dollars. Octavian's face - priceless," I said, high-fiving my friends.
SOoo, whatcha think? :D
My name is Octavian. I'm eighteen, and I'm Camp Jupiter's augur. Which means I cut up useless teddy bears and read the will of the gods.
I'm scrawny and pale; and a descendant of Apollo.
I sighed as I walked into Jupiter's Temple, ready to murder the teddy bears that must have nightmares about me. oder so the rumors say.
I grumbled, not in a very good mood as I grabbed some Zufällig rosa teddy bear. Du see, I don't just read the messages from the Roman gods in the stuffing of innocent bears; they talk to me. And I am not going crazy. Almost all the augurs have that kinda power.
Anyway, just as I grabbed the teddy bear, a voice in my head shouted, "No, don't do this to me Octavian! I am your...mother?"
My eyes widened, and I muttered, "Mom?"
The teddy bär rolled it's eyes sarcastically. "No, I'm just a teddy bear! Of course I'm your mother Du dumb@$$!"
I stared blankly at 'Mom.' Then it hit me. "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, Du JUST DON'T WANT TO BE READ Von ME!" I shouted, shoving my ceremonial dagger into Chubby the teddy bear's neck and ripping it open.
"Dude...is that kid crazy?" A voice asked behind me.
"Na, he's far beyond crazy..." a familiar voice said.
I turned around. There was Percy Jackson and his friends, Leo, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Grover, Hazel, and Frank. "SHUT UP!" I yelled, waving my dagger at Leo, who voiced the question.
"Dude, I am NOT afraid of pale scrawny eighteen Jahr olds that haven't lifted anything heavier then a teddy bear," Leo said, smirking.
My eyes widen. "OH NO Du DIDN'T!" I shouted, putting my hands on my hips.
"Um...you look like a girl when Du do that..."
I glared at Leo, who was doubled over laughing. "Shut up Flame Boy," I snarled. "I am not THAT scrawny for one; I gained five pounds over the weekend, so now I am ninety pounds total. Second, I do not look like a freaking girl!"
Von that time, the rest had left; it was only me and Leo.
"Yeah? I bet the teddy bears have nightmares all the time because Du kill their family!"
The boy speaks the truth Sir Moron-I mean Octavian, tiny voices in my head whispered.
"SHUT UP!" I shout to the teddy bears, ripping Chubby open.
"WTF dude? I think you've been hanging out with Dakota too much..." Leo muttered, slowly backing away. After a few steps back, he bolted to the Mess Hall.
As soon as I finished off Chubby the teddy bear, I looked into her stuffing. "Oh, Chubby, dead and fluffy, tell me a prophecy, and I will dispose of Du later," I said, staring intently into the stuffing.
"Your foul behavior will be revenged upon. Beware."
I looked up, puzzled. What kind of prophecy was that?! Sighing, I knew the time for a break was due. I had been with the teddy bears for too long.
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"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' vorwärts-, nach vorn TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND,
FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' vorwärts-, nach vorn TO THE WEEKEND!"
As I sang the last verse, I put shampoo in my hair. Yes, I sing in the shower. Gotta problem with that?
Suddenly, I heard sizzling. What the Pluto? I felt my head, but there was no hair. Rinsing off the shampoo, I thought, What is going on?
I wrapped a towel around my waist and looked in my mirror. My head was bald.
"WTF?!" I screamed, rushing back to my shampoo. WARNING: DO NOT USE. THIS PRODUCT MAKES HAIR FALL OUT. MADE BY: JAMIE THE TEDDY BEAR.
I cursed in Latin. How did Jamie get in my bathroom?
"JAMIE!!" I screamed. There he was, smirking behind me, sitting on the toilet seat.
"Yes, Mr. Moronic Octavian?"
"What the heck did Du do to my shampoo?" I screeched."All my hair is gone! It took me three years to grow it out like that!"
"Aww, da poor baby!"
I glared at the teddy bear. "You did NOT just say that."
"Oh, but I did. What are Du going to do, tear my apart like Du did to Chubby?"
I gave a defeated "Humph," and walked into my room to change into some real clothes. Who did that teddy bär think he was, sabotaging ME?
This was going to be a long day.
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"YO, OCTAVIAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!"
I turned around and glared. Dakota was stumbling around, screaming Zufällig things about no hair.
People started to gather around and point at my bald head. "Where's his hair?" "Dude, Octavian's bald...wtf..."
I ignored them and walked into Jupiter's temple. There, sitting in the corner, was the teddy bär culprates. "WHO REPLACED MY SHAMPOO?" I shouted, glaring at them.
We promised not to tell Sir Moron.
I gritted my teeth. "If Du do not tell me, I will personally burn all of you."
"IT WAS PRAETOR PERCY'S IDEA! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!"
I grumbled something about stupid praetors as I walked to the Praetor's houses.
Percy's house this way. ------>
Pounding on the door, I screamed, "PRAETOR JACKSON, WTF DID Du TELL MY TEDDY BEARS TO DO TO ME?!"
Behind me, clicking was sounded. I turned around. Paparazzi.
"Hello, my name is Debra Waters, would Du like to tell us how Du got such a fabulous bald head?
Percy POV:
"Dude, look at his face..." Leo muttered. We were all sitting behind a bush, watching Octavian.
His face was priceless.
I grinned. "Price of hair remover - 30 dollars. Price of getting the teddy bears to switch the shampoo - 5 dollars. Octavian's face - priceless," I said, high-fiving my friends.
SOoo, whatcha think? :D
Okay. So we know the prophercy, most charecters and whatnot from the Lost hero but there's one part that I feel were not disscussing enough.The whole dead-people-coming-back-from-the-underworld buisness. If all of those people are coming back, then why can't some others?
Like Bianca Di Angelo. Why shouldn't she come back?I mean the art RR gives us is full of twists and turns.While we're still talking about the Di Angelo's how about their mother? I mean the Mehr the merrier!but of corse were talking about the dead so...yeah......
How about Zoe Nightshade? Now there's one i'd really like to see.She died fighting her father Atlas, so she was really taken unfairly.If she did come back, I wonder what would happen to her constalation.Wouldn't it be wierd to see yourself in the sky??!!!??Hmmmm....
Well just a topic from annabeth-crazed.PEACE.
Like Bianca Di Angelo. Why shouldn't she come back?I mean the art RR gives us is full of twists and turns.While we're still talking about the Di Angelo's how about their mother? I mean the Mehr the merrier!but of corse were talking about the dead so...yeah......
How about Zoe Nightshade? Now there's one i'd really like to see.She died fighting her father Atlas, so she was really taken unfairly.If she did come back, I wonder what would happen to her constalation.Wouldn't it be wierd to see yourself in the sky??!!!??Hmmmm....
Well just a topic from annabeth-crazed.PEACE.