AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - Du have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. Du lie a great deal. Du make the same mistakes repeatedly because Du are stupid. Everyone thinks Du are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - Du have a vivid imagination and often think Du are being followed Von the FBI oder CIA. Du have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent Du for flaunting your power. Du lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - Du are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. Du too are a jerk....
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