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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open Von themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call Du Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until Du hear the penny Du dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious Von now"

"Do what Du want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want Du to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, Du moron."

"You're...so manly "means" Du need a shave and Du sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all Du ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...
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posted by Nick16
Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do Du mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 Minuten later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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 Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the herz of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the feuer of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached Von the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Praise Kek !!!!
 KEK WILLS IT!
KEK WILLS IT!
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