got this off a website :)
1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the oben, nach oben of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.
4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.
6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.
7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.
8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.
9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."
10. I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.
11. I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
12. I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
13. I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"
14. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
15. I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
16. I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
17. I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
18. I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!
19. I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
20. I'm so goth I make Richard Simmons sad.
21. I'm so goth I steal your Happy Meal.
22. I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and he wouldn't take it!
23. I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are Du so happy about?"
24. I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
25. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
26. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW. What's a smile?
27. I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"
28. I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud Du in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."
29. I'm so goth I'm a mime.
30. I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.
31. I'm so goth I'm shocked Von heterosexuality.
32. I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.
33. I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.
34. I'm so goth I have rigor mortis whenever I'm with my girlfriend.
35. I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.
36. I'm so goth I killed myself . . . twice.
37. I'm so goth a little rain wolke follows me wherever I go and rains on me.
38. I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.
39. I'm so goth I'm Mehr goth than anyone else.
40. I'm so goth my diapers were pvc.
41. I'm so goth I got my medulla oblongata pierced.
42. I'm so goth I got my mom pierced.
43. I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.
44. I'm so goth it takes me an Stunde and a half to get dressed.
45. I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.
46. I'm so goth I'm dead.
47. I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.
48. I'm so goth I carry black Essen dye around in case I have to eat anything that's not black.
49. I'm so goth I look like Michael Jackson.
50. I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."
51. I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."
52. I'm so goth my mom is a ninja.
53. I'm so goth all ninjas are my mom.
54. I'm so goth, as soon as I was born I put eyeliner on. And I put on too much.
55. I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator.
56. I'm so goth I think Jesus might have been a vampire.
57. I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.
58. I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's halsband, kragen would look better on me.
59. I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's halsband, kragen looks better on me.
60. I'm so goth I stahl, stola my dog's collar.
61. I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.
62. I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.
63. I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized Von my appearance.
64. I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized Von my appearance.
65. I'me soe gothe ie thinke puttinge e'se one thee endse ofe mye wordse ise medaevale ande deepe.
66. I'm so goth I've been banned.
67. I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I say, "the boom boom like shockalocka!!! flibbaflobba!!!"
68. I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be Mehr goth.
69. I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.
70. I'm so goth I make Blumen wilt.
71. I'm so goth I like them better that way.
72. I'm so goth I punched a care bear.
73. I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.
74. I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.
75. I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers kreuz the straße to insult me.
76. I'm so goth I keep getting hit on Von necrophiliacs!
77. I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.
78. I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.
79. I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and it died.
80. I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's neighborhood, he moved away!
81. I'm so goth I pierced both my nipples--does that shock you?--then I went to the genetic engineering lab and had my genetic structure altered to grow another nipple, then I had THAT one pierced.
82. I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.
83. I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, Du hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."
84. I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded Von candles & and oh, there's a full moon & and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again & tragically.
85. I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."
86. I'm so goth I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried.
87. I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
88. I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.
89. I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.
90. I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.
91. I'm so goth I wear pvc pajamas.
92. I'm so goth I'm catholic.
93. I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look kühler in black than them.
94. I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
95. I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."
96. I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.
97. I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."
98. I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.
And finally...
99. I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!
1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the oben, nach oben of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.
4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.
6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.
7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.
8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.
9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."
10. I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.
11. I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
12. I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
13. I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"
14. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
15. I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
16. I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
17. I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
18. I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!
19. I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
20. I'm so goth I make Richard Simmons sad.
21. I'm so goth I steal your Happy Meal.
22. I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and he wouldn't take it!
23. I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are Du so happy about?"
24. I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
25. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
26. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW. What's a smile?
27. I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"
28. I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud Du in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."
29. I'm so goth I'm a mime.
30. I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.
31. I'm so goth I'm shocked Von heterosexuality.
32. I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.
33. I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.
34. I'm so goth I have rigor mortis whenever I'm with my girlfriend.
35. I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.
36. I'm so goth I killed myself . . . twice.
37. I'm so goth a little rain wolke follows me wherever I go and rains on me.
38. I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.
39. I'm so goth I'm Mehr goth than anyone else.
40. I'm so goth my diapers were pvc.
41. I'm so goth I got my medulla oblongata pierced.
42. I'm so goth I got my mom pierced.
43. I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.
44. I'm so goth it takes me an Stunde and a half to get dressed.
45. I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.
46. I'm so goth I'm dead.
47. I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.
48. I'm so goth I carry black Essen dye around in case I have to eat anything that's not black.
49. I'm so goth I look like Michael Jackson.
50. I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."
51. I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."
52. I'm so goth my mom is a ninja.
53. I'm so goth all ninjas are my mom.
54. I'm so goth, as soon as I was born I put eyeliner on. And I put on too much.
55. I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator.
56. I'm so goth I think Jesus might have been a vampire.
57. I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.
58. I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's halsband, kragen would look better on me.
59. I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's halsband, kragen looks better on me.
60. I'm so goth I stahl, stola my dog's collar.
61. I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.
62. I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.
63. I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized Von my appearance.
64. I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized Von my appearance.
65. I'me soe gothe ie thinke puttinge e'se one thee endse ofe mye wordse ise medaevale ande deepe.
66. I'm so goth I've been banned.
67. I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I say, "the boom boom like shockalocka!!! flibbaflobba!!!"
68. I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be Mehr goth.
69. I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.
70. I'm so goth I make Blumen wilt.
71. I'm so goth I like them better that way.
72. I'm so goth I punched a care bear.
73. I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.
74. I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.
75. I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers kreuz the straße to insult me.
76. I'm so goth I keep getting hit on Von necrophiliacs!
77. I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.
78. I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.
79. I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and it died.
80. I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's neighborhood, he moved away!
81. I'm so goth I pierced both my nipples--does that shock you?--then I went to the genetic engineering lab and had my genetic structure altered to grow another nipple, then I had THAT one pierced.
82. I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.
83. I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, Du hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."
84. I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded Von candles & and oh, there's a full moon & and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again & tragically.
85. I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."
86. I'm so goth I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried.
87. I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
88. I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.
89. I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.
90. I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.
91. I'm so goth I wear pvc pajamas.
92. I'm so goth I'm catholic.
93. I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look kühler in black than them.
94. I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
95. I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."
96. I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.
97. I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."
98. I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.
And finally...
99. I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school oder any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A Singen basketball (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school oder any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A Singen basketball (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
Du held it all in
I should’ve put the feuer out
Du were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
Du bled but no one heard
Du were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what Du wanted it to be
Du were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
I should’ve put the feuer out
Du were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
Du bled but no one heard
Du were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what Du wanted it to be
Du were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
Du guys having a good time?
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one Mehr week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 Minuten to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now LOL xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking Fotografie shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the Icon contest when I have free time soon.
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one Mehr week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 Minuten to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now LOL xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking Fotografie shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the Icon contest when I have free time soon.