Answer their Fragen with questions
Ask if Du they can put Essen color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Kommentar about his abs.
Ask if the pizza has had its shots
Ask if the pizza is organically grown
Ask if them for a free datum with one of the staff if Du make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Beschreibung to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if Du get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards pizza your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say Du were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, pizza Place, start to cry and ask, "Do Du know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every Minute oder two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I gepostet it, & I'm bored.
Ask if Du they can put Essen color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Kommentar about his abs.
Ask if the pizza has had its shots
Ask if the pizza is organically grown
Ask if them for a free datum with one of the staff if Du make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Beschreibung to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if Du get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards pizza your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say Du were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, pizza Place, start to cry and ask, "Do Du know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every Minute oder two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I gepostet it, & I'm bored.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and Du don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do Du use these emotions oder others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) KISS
-See Mehr emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. oder be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do Du want?" "I'm calling to Berichten my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank Du very much for the call, sir." The Weiter day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your Lesen my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Lesen this.
4. Du didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Du notice I skipped number three.
7. Du don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Du silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Du realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Du remember that a fact is something that can be proven right oder wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Du wish Du never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Du with the missing number this time. oder did I?
14. Du wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Lesen powers amaze you.
16. Du totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Du ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even Lesen this.
4. Du didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Du notice I skipped number three.
7. Du don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Du silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Du realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Du remember that a fact is something that can be proven right oder wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Du wish Du never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Du with the missing number this time. oder did I?
14. Du wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Lesen powers amaze you.
16. Du totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Du ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singen in a row, then Du sneeze and Du fall down. Did Du ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Du used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Du knew Du had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Du know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singen in a row, then Du sneeze and Du fall down. Did Du ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Du used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Du knew Du had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Du know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.