Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell Du all these: What dates & Why Du don't want your birthday on these days.
1- New Year's Tag
Du don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday oder the new year.
2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, Du know how if Du see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why Du ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would Du want to celebrate it today?
4-April Fool's Day
Du get pranked on your own birthday. What fun is that?
5-Mother's Day
Du have to give your mom a present rather then receive one.[Unless Du don't care...]
5-Memorial Day
Its a bit too sad...(By Jenna)
6-Father's Day
Because your dad will expect a present from Du if he gives Du one.
7-4th of July(Independence Day)
Everyone is happy, yes. But, not because its your birthday.
9-Labour Day
School's gonna start. Its a Tag about workers and how they worked and not you.
9-September 11th
Its a Tag of sadness and everyone should be happy on your birthday.
10-Halloween
Get Spooked. On your birthday. Not so great.
11-Thanksgiving
Du have to be thankful. Meanwhile, Du can't have a birthday party.
12-Hanukkah
Sure its eight days but your birthday is only that one day.
12-Christmas Day
No, Du might not celebrate it, but... if Du do, Du can't get double presents. Maybe from mom and dad but who else?
12-New Years Eve
Okay, so, this relates to Number 1 BUT everyone is getting ready.
That's all I got.
If Du have more, feel free to Kommentar and why. Sorry if your birthday is any of these days...
EDIT: Du DO NOT HAVE TO AGREE!
1. I didn't make this, my cousin made this. We have the same name. Cool eh? So, tell her all this, not me.
1- New Year's Tag
Du don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday oder the new year.
2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, Du know how if Du see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why Du ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would Du want to celebrate it today?
4-April Fool's Day
Du get pranked on your own birthday. What fun is that?
5-Mother's Day
Du have to give your mom a present rather then receive one.[Unless Du don't care...]
5-Memorial Day
Its a bit too sad...(By Jenna)
6-Father's Day
Because your dad will expect a present from Du if he gives Du one.
7-4th of July(Independence Day)
Everyone is happy, yes. But, not because its your birthday.
9-Labour Day
School's gonna start. Its a Tag about workers and how they worked and not you.
9-September 11th
Its a Tag of sadness and everyone should be happy on your birthday.
10-Halloween
Get Spooked. On your birthday. Not so great.
11-Thanksgiving
Du have to be thankful. Meanwhile, Du can't have a birthday party.
12-Hanukkah
Sure its eight days but your birthday is only that one day.
12-Christmas Day
No, Du might not celebrate it, but... if Du do, Du can't get double presents. Maybe from mom and dad but who else?
12-New Years Eve
Okay, so, this relates to Number 1 BUT everyone is getting ready.
That's all I got.
If Du have more, feel free to Kommentar and why. Sorry if your birthday is any of these days...
EDIT: Du DO NOT HAVE TO AGREE!
1. I didn't make this, my cousin made this. We have the same name. Cool eh? So, tell her all this, not me.
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Zufällig things until u cry laughing
5. continue Lesen this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Zufällig things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up eichelhäher, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Zufällig people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Zufällig things until u cry laughing
5. continue Lesen this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Zufällig things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up eichelhäher, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Zufällig people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely Zufällig things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Du can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Du can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend Du try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Du can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Du can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend Du try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The oben, nach oben six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as Du have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command oder File Name" is about as informative as
"If Du don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as Du make a commitment to one, Du find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as Du have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command oder File Name" is about as informative as
"If Du don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as Du make a commitment to one, Du find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around Du has an attitude problem
2.your adding Schokolade chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Du say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Du crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Du just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to schlagen, punsch someone without a reason
12.if Du start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Du were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Du 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Du know*
2.your adding Schokolade chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Du say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Du crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Du just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to schlagen, punsch someone without a reason
12.if Du start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Du were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Du 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Du know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be gegeben LIFE in prison without the possibility oder parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeben three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD Wird angezeigt Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeben three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD Wird angezeigt Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf oder date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the Weiter time.....thank u all for Lesen this..and plz Kommentar ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^