This is Von far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
Fragen ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic Fragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some Antwort that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can Du send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bier you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some Tag trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin oder Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a Jahr and a half Vor to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it safe, sicher to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can Du send me a Liste of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do Du have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do Du celebrate Weihnachten in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when Du get here.)
Q: Can Du give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milch available all Jahr round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and Du should be about right)
Q: I have a Frage about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of bär and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where Du can make Liebe outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
Fragen ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic Fragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some Antwort that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can Du send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bier you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some Tag trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin oder Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a Jahr and a half Vor to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it safe, sicher to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can Du send me a Liste of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do Du have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do Du celebrate Weihnachten in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when Du get here.)
Q: Can Du give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milch available all Jahr round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and Du should be about right)
Q: I have a Frage about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of bär and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where Du can make Liebe outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in Suchen of you
Looking for the herz now
Have Du heard the news
maybe Du stahl, stola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in Suchen of you
Looking for he herz now
Have Du heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find Du soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of Du know it as the only song i know Von herz from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge spinne i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!