Hi! :)
Here are the oben, nach oben ten to impress the guy Du like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what Du want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its Mehr important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she sagte thanks but there was no need, the Tag after the party she emailed me telling me it was so embarassing: She went to the party dressed as a chicken with a feathery dress and red head feathers thinking it looked hot! Was her crush impressed....Well no, to put it lightly.
8. try not to do the "Men" sigh....very often.
Lets face it, we've all done it, thought ot ourselfs stuff like "Why did he bring his friend along to the resturant????" oder "The male mind is a very curious thing." but say it aloud and it might hurt their feelings. Yeah I know, I was freaked when I heard they had feelings at first either.
7. Set a lip smacker ban!
It may be addictive, and when Küssen a lad its funny to see the neon lip mark on their face, but its a tad of a turn off when his mates laugh at him for it, I learnt that the hard way. Lip gloss has the same effect on your lips as lipstick, just with less of a obvious clue to when you've been Küssen them.
6. Ditch the jodie marsh look, oder you'll be ditched!
I'm sure your all independant but just a little warning: over doing makeup, shortening skirts and giving yourslelf a fake tan is....well, fake I guess, the true meaning of 'fake' tan. I don't mean to offend anyone with this tip, I just thought it would be a little bit of a caution.
5. Don't take Fotos of him on your mobile of him with a face mask and send it everyone who knows Du and/or him. It. happens. oder is it just me how made that mistake?
4. If Du did what I did once (See tip 5) try your hardest to make it up to him, sending a pic of Du looking equely as ridiculous oder buying a gift, perhaps telling his mates its fake oder something, he'll probaly forgive Du anyway, oder laugh at loud at the picture Du sent to everyone of Du looking cr*p and then forgive you.
3. Try not to be too forward, sure its great to be confident, but try not to overdo it.
2. Be yourself.
Very important.
And last but certainly not least.........
1. NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES....Steal his Schokolade cake, this drives men nuts.
Thanks for Lesen please Kommentar and rate, I hope this guide helped you, pandawinx. :)
Here are the oben, nach oben ten to impress the guy Du like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what Du want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its Mehr important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she sagte thanks but there was no need, the Tag after the party she emailed me telling me it was so embarassing: She went to the party dressed as a chicken with a feathery dress and red head feathers thinking it looked hot! Was her crush impressed....Well no, to put it lightly.
8. try not to do the "Men" sigh....very often.
Lets face it, we've all done it, thought ot ourselfs stuff like "Why did he bring his friend along to the resturant????" oder "The male mind is a very curious thing." but say it aloud and it might hurt their feelings. Yeah I know, I was freaked when I heard they had feelings at first either.
7. Set a lip smacker ban!
It may be addictive, and when Küssen a lad its funny to see the neon lip mark on their face, but its a tad of a turn off when his mates laugh at him for it, I learnt that the hard way. Lip gloss has the same effect on your lips as lipstick, just with less of a obvious clue to when you've been Küssen them.
6. Ditch the jodie marsh look, oder you'll be ditched!
I'm sure your all independant but just a little warning: over doing makeup, shortening skirts and giving yourslelf a fake tan is....well, fake I guess, the true meaning of 'fake' tan. I don't mean to offend anyone with this tip, I just thought it would be a little bit of a caution.
5. Don't take Fotos of him on your mobile of him with a face mask and send it everyone who knows Du and/or him. It. happens. oder is it just me how made that mistake?
4. If Du did what I did once (See tip 5) try your hardest to make it up to him, sending a pic of Du looking equely as ridiculous oder buying a gift, perhaps telling his mates its fake oder something, he'll probaly forgive Du anyway, oder laugh at loud at the picture Du sent to everyone of Du looking cr*p and then forgive you.
3. Try not to be too forward, sure its great to be confident, but try not to overdo it.
2. Be yourself.
Very important.
And last but certainly not least.........
1. NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES....Steal his Schokolade cake, this drives men nuts.
Thanks for Lesen please Kommentar and rate, I hope this guide helped you, pandawinx. :)
1.people excpect Du to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your Friends get jelious when Du hang with other people.
3.more people then Du think hate Du and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean beliebt person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about Du behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put Du with your Friends because Du talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but Mehr then 90% of them are just hanging out with Du because your popular.
8.If your a beliebt girl and Du have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling Du a slut.
9.If your a beliebt boy and Du have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if Du had a good friend and then Du became beliebt they might stop hanging out with Du because they think there not good enough.
2.Your Friends get jelious when Du hang with other people.
3.more people then Du think hate Du and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean beliebt person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about Du behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put Du with your Friends because Du talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but Mehr then 90% of them are just hanging out with Du because your popular.
8.If your a beliebt girl and Du have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling Du a slut.
9.If your a beliebt boy and Du have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if Du had a good friend and then Du became beliebt they might stop hanging out with Du because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, oder being a creep, Du will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks Du can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell Du where I fucking live so we can fuck Zufällig strangers.
Stranger: Du like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: Du ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, oder copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell Du where I fucking live so we can fuck Zufällig strangers.
Stranger: Du like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: Du ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, oder copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their Essen (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend Liebe the mall but what makes it Mehr fun are the following
-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could Du please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When Du go into a store adress your friend Von a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if Du go into one of those store that plays the Musik REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but Du and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about Zufällig things. like terrorists oder something
Have fun with Friends at the mall!
-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could Du please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When Du go into a store adress your friend Von a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if Du go into one of those store that plays the Musik REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but Du and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about Zufällig things. like terrorists oder something
Have fun with Friends at the mall!