When life gives Du lemons, make orange saft and leave the world wondering how the heck Du did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first Du don't succeed, destroy everything.
An apfel, apple a Tag can keep any doctor away if Du throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 Mehr letters in the alphabet.
Do Du believe in Liebe at first sight, oder should I walk Von again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Liebe you, talk to Du later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Essen from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my Tag could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the Wand gets in the way.
That annoying moment when Du finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, Du need to use the restroom.
Du don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if Du miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have Du ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five Mehr minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when Du see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and Du think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have Du ever had a fly oder small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether Du win oder lose, what matters is if I win oder lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, oder sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
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