BOY : I can't leave Du ...
GIRL : Do Du Liebe me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did Du miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were Du away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw Du Küssen last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say Du Liebe me! Say Du Liebe me!
BOY : Du Liebe me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will Du give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do Du remember when Du proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an Stunde ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest Stunde of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't Du ever want to improve??
BOY : I Liebe Du and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have Du ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a datum once? oder was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will Du come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do Du think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
GIRL : Do Du Liebe me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did Du miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were Du away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw Du Küssen last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say Du Liebe me! Say Du Liebe me!
BOY : Du Liebe me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will Du give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do Du remember when Du proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an Stunde ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest Stunde of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't Du ever want to improve??
BOY : I Liebe Du and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have Du ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a datum once? oder was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will Du come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do Du think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
DEMENTED POEMS
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while Vor and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi oder Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi oder Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.