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posted by nmdis
IceCold
She fell in Liebe with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Liebe every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell Du Von the Greyhound
She can Zeigen Du how to stay down
I can tell Du 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my hündin watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get Du buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines shoot at niggas, act wisely
Get the picture, niggas getting richer now
Living Weiter to bitches, out on Fisher Isle
Down from Oprah, Don King, and Sosa
Come to the coca, callate la boca
They let shit slide when my nigga won't
Remember God forgives and them triggers don't
[Hook: Omarion]
Aw baby it's just how it goes
Can't feel it but I know Du know
Cause I keep it on the outside of you, girl
And I keep it on the outside of you, girl
And I'm reaping just what I sow
My heart's beating but it still stay froze
And ya'll waiting on the inside for me, girl
And ya'll waiting on the inside for me, girl
Arms wide open
(it's warm in here)
[Verse 2]
She fell in Liebe with the lifestyle
Paper tag now her neck all iced out
Lear jets to the fights now
Belagio crap tabelle with the dice out
Floor seats at the Heat game
Her bag 20 grand, nigga, peep game
South strand making Liebe on the rooftop
Fucking to the rhythm, got her Singen like she Jill Scott
I'm just a nigga with a attitude
Earning revenue through different avenues
One of my soldiers died in Attica
Anything other than to ride is out of character
oben, nach oben down and it feels right
I could tell Du what a dope boy feels like
I could tell Du that he never sleeps
He may smile but it's never sweet
Swisha burning at his fingertips
Tears on the inside but they never drip
God forgives and the courts don't
Seeking an appeal when the courts won't
How many times do Du get passed Von and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, Du must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, oder at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, Piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , Du know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it sagte From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook Essen stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One Tag the husband comes Home from work and his wife says, "Honey, Du know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could Du fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes Vor "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":




1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say Du understand when Du don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. Du don't have PMS, so don't act like Du know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me Du never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get Du off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Du off the hook.
6. We don't like it when Du act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with pinguin stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy oder what? Do Du think I'm going insane? I bet that Du do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give Du a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests Du think she's pregnant unless Du can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status oder ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...
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This is Von far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic Fragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some Antwort that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can Du send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by boomerlover
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde Antworten "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond kreuz the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish Du guys could get your act together. Just yesterday Du take away my license and then today Du expect me to Zeigen it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the oben, nach oben of a burning building. Below,...
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1)At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't Du try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good?...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in Liebe with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are Du doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. Du see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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posted by blaise_jez
If Du have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, Du have $1.19. Du also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Zufällig speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime Du see someon say a compleatly Zufällig word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tee party like Du did when Du were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes Von except old people


Kommentar and I will make more
posted by jedigal1990
okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like Du twilight Fans keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it oder not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across Fragen and Videos and fanpicks and pictures...
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Reasons I Liebe You:

1) The way Du stand Von my side


2) The times Du make sure nothing will harm me


3) How Du always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, Du take the pain away with a joke


5) How Du always look deep into my eyes


6) How Du can make my herz melt with your soft lips


7) The way Du hold my hand so tight


8) The way Du never let my hands go


8) How Du always watch out for me


9) They way Du make sure I have everything I need


10) How Du always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When Du buy me things out of the blue


12) How Du say the cutest...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO Du - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow Fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring Du the news of fail blog sooner...

some of Du may know but the rest of Du probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your Tag to Tag FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most Zufällig posts of failed Foto shots of failures gepostet Von dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make Du laugh! Du can take failed pictures your self...
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posted by wild-bby
1) Women Liebe to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting Lost using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some Mehr that I came up with too, hope Du enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to Suchen the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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added by Usui--takumi
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