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BERLIN (Reuters) – A fuchs has been unmasked as the mystery thief of Mehr than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities sagte Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's höhle, den and found a trove of fußbekleidung, schuhe down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," sagte a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a füchsin, vixen stahl, stola them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
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1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r Fans of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken kreuz the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
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Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new Friends and they lived happily ever after.
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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the oben, nach oben of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long Tag of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill sagte to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task Von concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped Singen and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in Mehr 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut gras, grass makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be Mehr Weiter week.
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Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are Du doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...
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Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake Liebe notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near Du falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the oben, nach oben of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS oder If Du find a hemd, shirt store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the Essen court and go to a fast Essen place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a tabelle Singen elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as Du can "I Liebe THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT Tag AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until Du see an old lady/guy...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this Artikel to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, Du did it. Du FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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