1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on oder off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of Du just shut UP!'
4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'
9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open Von themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him oder her to call Du Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until Du hear the penny Du dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 'Oh, not now, motion sickness!'
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers Du can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'
23. Zeigen other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a kühler that says 'human head' on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and Bewegen to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if Du can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a Mehr suitable host body.'
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad Touch!'
2. Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of Du just shut UP!'
4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'
9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open Von themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him oder her to call Du Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until Du hear the penny Du dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 'Oh, not now, motion sickness!'
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers Du can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'
23. Zeigen other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a kühler that says 'human head' on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and Bewegen to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if Du can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a Mehr suitable host body.'
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad Touch!'
and here we are once again
why do Du feel this way?
with just one knife?
a hero should never be afraid to save your life?
your at the edge of your the day?
when fait will take your life away?
why is there feelings?
why are Du sad?
Du face shows Mehr hurt then bad?
i stopped cutting just last week i was to afraid to cry it was the only way
but why do Du need a messer it just brings Mehr pain?
not pleasure?
but still im afraid to die im still wondering if it was a lie until u find that resting place never give up on life and fait
people say i just sit there not feeling at all
my face shows pain oder nothing at all
i dont feel loved im surrounded Von hate
i look at rain and watch the stars wondering why they look so far
when its Tag i watch the clouds wishing that i to
could be free as a wolke moving freely in the wind
no one saying do this and when
life is controlled Von my past the pain i feel is long and fast i say to people standing tall i would rather feel pain the nothing at all as i look at myself when i was young i start to think
life is not that fun just going to school and leaving the house is there anything life is actualy about
is living a life with sorrow and gloom really going to change my mood if ever im happy oder never feel bad i may already be dead and crushed and sad.
my face shows pain oder nothing at all
i dont feel loved im surrounded Von hate
i look at rain and watch the stars wondering why they look so far
when its Tag i watch the clouds wishing that i to
could be free as a wolke moving freely in the wind
no one saying do this and when
life is controlled Von my past the pain i feel is long and fast i say to people standing tall i would rather feel pain the nothing at all as i look at myself when i was young i start to think
life is not that fun just going to school and leaving the house is there anything life is actualy about
is living a life with sorrow and gloom really going to change my mood if ever im happy oder never feel bad i may already be dead and crushed and sad.
The US magazine People broke the news of the split. Miley Cyrus' parents sagte it is currently "a very difficult time for our family," and that they're "trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."
Both Billy strahl, ray and Tish have been instrumental in Miley's success, serving as managers for the Hannah Montana star.
Now Miley and her four brothers will have to pull together to make it through this rough time. We hope they are alright,even miley is not my type and i'm not a Fan of her at all..but i feel upset bout that :(
website:link
xeko: link
There were 11 people hanging on to a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men starting clapping.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men starting clapping.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.