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posted by Feathershine
1. Call 911 and say someone got hit Von a car, then tell the a Zufällig address
2. Write a short story on a magical wizard named Harry
3. Get some eggs, open a window and throw them at people walking by
4. Go to your neighbors house, knock on the door, and wait till they open it. When they open it start crying and say "I'm sorry for your loss"
5. Run up to Zufällig people and give them a hug
6. Jump, and try to catch the clouds
7. Roam around the neighborhood and direct cars
8. Run in circles and if someone asks Du what your doing say "I'm running about! What are Du doing?!"
9. Go through your Essen and when your parents come buy say "gosh, their SUCH lame shoppers, they didn't even get chips!"
10. Run around the house and scream "don't mess with me! I've got myself a laza!!"
11. When there's a flock of birds outside clap your hands and watch them fly away
12. Lay in your front yard, on your stomach and pretend your swimming
13. Take toilet paper and tepee other houses
14. Run up to someone Zufällig and scream "your the guy who stahl, stola my waffles!!"
15. Two words: bumbling moron
16.take your phone dial a Zufällig number and say "is your refrigerator running? Well Du better go catch it!!" without an answer from them on the phone
17. Get tissues turn on a Zufällig Zeigen on TV and start crying and scream "this is so sad I could just... Crumble up and die!!"
18. Be the monsta under the bed
19. Run around and say in a Mexican accent "woof woof, i am a dog!"
20. Bounce a ball against a ball, and make it as loud as Du can
posted by darkkhorn19
If Du have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, Du have $1.19. Du also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Zufällig speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by karpach_13
Death Row in Women’s Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One’’s a brunette, one’’s a redhead, and one’’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette vorwärts-, nach vorn and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim…”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while [...]

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must Bewegen to coach because she doesn’t have a...
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posted by karpach_13
Overheard this on a London bus:
First Woman: "I don't know what to get Fred for his birthday."
Second Woman: "Why don't Du get him a book?"
First Woman: (after a moment's thought) "Nah, he's already got a book."
At the fisch hatchery where I work, we have a small display that describes the now-extinct Michigan Grayling (a kind of fish). This summer, I had the following conversation with a tourist:

Tourist: "Is the Grayling still extinct?"
Me: "Yes sir, it doesn't exist anymore."
Tourist: "Any thoughts of bringing it back?"
Me: "No, I don't think that's possible."
Tourist: "Why not?"
Me: "Because it's...
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posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The Sekunde nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
posted by TDIlover226
Here is a short Liste of Clubs that I've made:

Noodle: link
Duncan and Courtney: link
Total Drama World Tour: link
Owen and Lindsay: link
Fanboy and Chum Chum: link
Geico's Kash:
Petpet Park:link
Himeko Shirogane:
TDA's Blainley:
TDI's Cody:
The Descent:
Stewie and Brian Griffin:
TDI's Chef Hatchet:

I've probably made more, but they've since been forgotten.
posted by sapherequeen
I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a Fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Liebe and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of Du for the rest of my life :)

I Liebe Du all! Have a beautiful, wonderful Tag :D
I'm sure you've read the Artikel Von jedigal1990 that ajl sagte he made the Zufällig spot but he joined in September (2009). I think Du should just give him Requisiten to tell him to just tell the truth and say he didn't make the Zufällig spot. jedigal1990 and BellaCullen96 sent messages to her to tell the truth. She never responded. Even I sent her a message and a couple of Requisiten to please tell the truth and she never responded back. www.fanpop.com/fans/ajl type that in the address bar. Please do not yell at her. Please be polite.
posted by lilred96
Mysterious Liebe
chapter seven

After art I sagte good bye too mathew,and started toward my car.

I was in the hall walking when I was overwhelmed with a feeling of being watched.
I looked behind me no one was there,so I kept walking.
I finaly reached my car but I was still feeling...watched.
In a painick I turned around real quick but still no one was there.
I thought I was going crazy.
but I got in my car fast and was ready to get out of there in a hurry I forgot my keys in my locker.
So I slowly got out and made my way too the door right before my principal locker the door she looked at me and said...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage oder compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens oder stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by t_direction
1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.

2. Someone tells Du something that Du already know because Du Facebook stalked them, and Du have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.

3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.

4. AND people Du know saw Du go into the stall and will know it’s you.

5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.

6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and Du have no idea what to do with it after Du sign...
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Miley Cyrus
posted by dreamcatcher321
Let me tell Du who i am. Why I'm here.

I believe i was born for artistic purposes. There was a point in my life where I was about to give up. I would stay up in my bett all night and write suicide notes. Highschool wasn't doing shit for me.

But then, I opened my eyes and saw something beautiful, a chance to make things right. to make my mother proud.

My brother is in college. Art college. He is studying game effects. He was my rolemodel in the art department, even though he's bully me in his free time. I would admire his drawings he'd make. He was a huge Dragon Ball nerd, and he's always be trying...
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Even if Du don't appreciate Anime oder Japanese music, Du must listen to this. There's no lyrics, it's just plain pretty.
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the mean kitty
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the mean kitty
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