10. When being pulled over Von a cop and he oder she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, Du have been caught speeding, how much do Du think Du were going?" Don't say, "Well Du must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when Du haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron oder born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period oder PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have Du been putting on a little weight?" It's a hündin slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and Du see it don't say, "I thought Du were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if Du have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do Babys come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give Du some bullcrap oder worse, tell Du the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with Mehr people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make Du lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green Tag Fans (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid oder may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He oder she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick Du in the nuts (if you're a male) oder slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will Zeigen your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. Du have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when Du haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron oder born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period oder PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have Du been putting on a little weight?" It's a hündin slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and Du see it don't say, "I thought Du were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if Du have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do Babys come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give Du some bullcrap oder worse, tell Du the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with Mehr people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make Du lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green Tag Fans (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid oder may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He oder she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick Du in the nuts (if you're a male) oder slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will Zeigen your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. Du have been warned.
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Du of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Antwort he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Du of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Antwort he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Zufällig things until u cry laughing
5. continue Lesen this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Zufällig things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up eichelhäher, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Zufällig people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Zufällig things until u cry laughing
5. continue Lesen this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Zufällig things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up eichelhäher, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Zufällig people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely Zufällig things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Du can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Du can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend Du try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Du can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Du can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend Du try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The oben, nach oben six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as Du have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command oder File Name" is about as informative as
"If Du don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as Du make a commitment to one, Du find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as Du have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command oder File Name" is about as informative as
"If Du don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as Du make a commitment to one, Du find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.