What's your Favorit pun?

I gepostet two on the Wand earlier but had to take them down because of troll graffiti.

I wonder if America ever gets tired of Putin up with Russia.

Does your airline Essen suck? Would Du like to file a comPLANEt? Du can file it at the airREport so they can DEterminal whether oder not it's valid.

I tried to run from the amazonas, amazon but the Jungleterror kept chasing me.

Du can try to file a complanet but the pilot won't lettuce.

I didn't go to the konzert because I didn't wanna Get Scared Von the Jungleterrorist.

That's all.

All of them.

I wish I knew a good Chemistry joke, but the best ones Argon.

Not sure if I have found a Favorit but one of them would have to be this one:

Me, Thor, and someone else got into a relationship recently. It's a polyHAMMERous Relationship