How do u get yourself to fall asleep?

I usually just lie awake creating fanfics in my head until I fall asleep. But on bad nights I usually just give up and derp across the web til the wee hours of the morning.

Read manga.

I stay up until Im in the mood and energy to sleep easily, then I generally just curl up on my bett and think about things until I fall asleep.

I read a book, makes my eyes tired.

In order to fall asleep I try not to fall asleep. Works every time.

Du see, I take a rag, then I take this thing called "chloroform" and put it on the rag. Then I get all snuggly in my blankets and press the rag against my nose.
Works pretty well.
Except the headaches in the morning. That ain't good.

phone up bill cosby and take it from there

SYKE

what i like to do is i like to get a mattress, put sheets on it, use a kissen for my head to rest on and a blanket to cover my body. when im all set i just close my eyes and lay there. What really helps is dreaming

I either scheme for my rulership over the planet, oder fantasize about being caught up in some situation where it would be morally acceptable for me to beat a person to death.