Du set me on fire.

no,never have

I don't remember if I did oder not but I got close to it. I burned the shit out of popcorn to the point I couldn't eat it. Like it was completely black generally.

I put it in a microwave for like 5 oder 10 mins around because I simply wasn't thinking. It needed only 1 min.

I got close to do burning stuff but it never actually happened that I remember.

First of all

what is a stove ?

and Von oops

Du mean Black Ops ?

And second
i don't understand your Frage !!!!!

Once I melted this little plastic cover thing we had for the microwave because it was sitting on the stove when I was going to make tee and I turned on the wrong burner.
As for accidentally setting things on actual feuer and not just melting them, I don't think I have.

Well I never really caught anything on feuer Von accident, but one time I was ironing a hemd, shirt I put the iron down and I reached over it and I burned my arm not on the actual flat surface of the iron, but right on the edge of it. Now I got a scar on my arm and people ask if I cut myself. e.e

Nope, never, but I do have set some fireworks on fire

I don't believe so, but I have accidentally burned macaroni once. It was one of those microwavable macaroni bowls that are super easy to make. Anyway, I forgot to add water and I microwaved it. When the macaroni came out black and bowl was part melted, I realized I forgot to add water.
Unfortunately for me, I was on vacation at the time. So I quickly threw the bowl away and acted as if nothing ever happened. There was a burn smell coming from the trash can (it was in a cabinet), which my aunt found, but I pretended as if I couldn't smell anything. I was so embarrassed...

ya of course!
each Jahr I set fireworks on feuer during diwali, and candles during my birthday (aw, 1st of jan is soooo far :( )

Yep, I went to heat some leftover Essen in the microwave and I didn't realise I'd left the cutlery in there, Du can kinda guess what happened... O_O

When I was 6 my mom turned her back for like a minute; that was enough time for me to stick a crayon and tinfoil in the microwave; it didn't catch feuer but the sparks and electricity were pretty crazy.

Once I was baking Cupcakes (first try) so i put them in the microwave. After I while i took them out and guess what they were burned so badly that they were hard as rocks.

But now I know how to bake cupcakes.

My little brother accidentally lit his mittens on feuer - he had placed them too close to the little portable heater.

I did not set a fire, but I did get a jolt from the stove once - I was scrubbing up Von the knobs and timer, there must have been a drop of water that went in and a spark - then part of the stove stopped working.

i once accidentally set my scarf on feuer while cooking instead of taking it off
i got out of the küche running because i was panicking and wasn't sure what to do
then it suddenly vanished while i'm running
lol

When I was 6, my mom called me from work and told me to blow out a candle in a jar on the oben, nach oben shelf because she forgot to. The candle was to high on the shelf for me to blow out, but I could touch it with my hands, so my smart, 6 Jahr old self decided to get a napkin to wickeln, wickeln sie around the jar so it wouldn't burn me. Weiter thing Du know, the napkin was on fire, I was panicking and dropped the napkin. Luckily, it landed in the fisch bowl full of water.

A towel

No. When I burn down buildings, it's deliberate.

If only Du knew. I've accidentally set off many things on feuer 🔥: stove, microwave, glass cup 🍵, even a towel. Maybe that's why I'm not allowed in the küche alone. 😖

Once, years ago, I put Essen in the microwave with Reynolds wickeln, wickeln sie on it and it caught fire.