What kind of cheese do Du think the moon is made of?

Swiss.

hmm.....ALL KINDS

as long as it doesn't stink

Gouda cheese. And instead of aliens living on the dark side of the moon, there's just these little statues of Buddha everywhere...made of Gouda.
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I've had this dream for a while Du see.

Moon cheese, of course.
Its a special kind of cheese that tastes like butt, with a hint of green and rosa pixels.

cheddar

Wensleydale! oder Dubliner