what does santa clause mean to you?

an obese old guy who never shaves and stalks little children and breaks into peoples houses and eats all their kekse, cookies and has drugged up deer

cookie lover joy bringer man

Creepy guy sneaking into your house through a chimney.

An absurd fairy tail character!

TV Weihnachten Specials X3

A fictional character that supposedly gives toys to the good children and gives coal to the bad ones...

A cozily dressed ancient pedophile, with an extreme fear of shaving. Each Jahr on one special night he rapes the children and gives them toys in order to keep quiet and tell the world he's a jolly soul who has elfs instead of kidnapped children.