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Derpy Hooves and muffin baum were all part of a glorious empire named Desu States of America desu. Then one Tag the Gaston's of Gastonia arrived on gastbacks desu. This became known as the Spam Wars desu.Derpy Hooves and muffin baum joined the Desu army and were prepared to fight to the death for desu desu. Pretty soon, they ended up in the last battle of the Spam Wars desu. In the end of the battle, the Desu army was Victorious and Derpy Hooves earned the highest honor of of the Desu military, the Desu kreuz desu. Derpy Hooves and muffin baum lived on happily ever after desu.

The end desu.

.... Oh god what have I done......

._.

How long do we have to do this?

...

a) It's not a fanfiction if it's based on an original thing.
b) I can't just write a story on the spot! Nobody's that great a writer. Besides, I'm already engaged with a fanfiction I thought of this morning: The Crimson Butler! It's a Death Note/Black Butler fanfiction!

Okay.
*writes an 8888 page fanfiction*
*prints it out*
*Maka Chops self with it*
*is knocked out*

*writes story then punches self in face* i wrote a story AND knocked myself out

A long time Vor there was a great green forest filled with trees of all sorts! In the middle if this forest is the great muffin tree! A baum that grows on it's branches every type of muffin imaginable. But once every 100 years, the great muffin baum will produce the most amazing muffin to ever exist! The fabled 'Muffin flavored muffin'!
Derpy hooves is a small horse who....



































TL;DR

OKAY I HAD THIS EPIC FANFIC ALL WRITTEN THEN I DUNNO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED I PRESSED A BUTTON AND EVERYTHING DISAPPEARED SO SCREW IT NOW!!!

Derpy Hooves saw a muffin baum on the tallest hügel of Equestria. She then flew up to it and harvested all the muffins.

THE END