what is the wieredset thing a total stranger has ever sagte to you?

Um, well today I was in line, right? And this fat guy behind me, out of the blue just says "I have a son your age."
And I was like "okay." o.O
And so he sagte "He's coming over here in a second, Du should meet him."
And I'm thinking 'Fucking awesome.'
So the guy's son comes over there and he's like "Hey I'm Seth."
And I'm like "Nice to meet you, I'm lesbian."

...No one talked to me after that...

"my best friend is in Liebe with Du and is making kissie faces to you"

There was this Jehova's witness who told me;

"Jesus wants to make Liebe to you! He wants to make Liebe to ALL OF US!!!!" and then he ran after me o.O

I ran like hell to the red bridge(hooker straße in Utrecht) because I figured he wouldn't go there :P And I was right! Because when I looked back after like twenty minutes(yeah I can run for 20 minutes, I'm awesome ^^) he was gone(or just tired...)! =D
(how i know where the red bridge is? I just ran into the streets my mom always told me not to run into :P)

Stranger: "hello there lovly, Du look nice"

Me: "........"

(before i turned around he even started to smirk at me, i turned around and ran like hell)

I was walking on a street, when a guy just stared at me...
I was like...-What the heck are Du looking at???

He made a bored face and said, I'm laughing cause you're a bär and your underwear is made of my skin and your red bär skin.
RUN COACHBEAR, GO,GO,GO.

I stared at him for a while, turned around, and he ran after me saying:

HOLY SHIT SWEETY, YOU'RE SO SEXY TODAY, WHY DON'T Du MARRY ME???

I screamed, and he started running '-'

I was Walking on the path Von my house and he said
"UNHOLY BEAST I CAST Du OF"

( I swhear on the news it sagte he was hit Von a car)

This just plain creeped me out:
"sexy lil'mama gonna have my babies..."

Last Jahr I was at the strand with my brother and his 2 Friends and while they were at the the real strand like the sand&water part, I was in line for a water& hotdog and all of a sudden this guy about ehh maybe about my brothers age and he's like
"Dammmnn, I'd would tap Du all night!" and then he smirked at me. I was staring at him for a Sekunde then i just got my Essen and walked away and told my brother.. It was creepy&funny at the same time..

That I'm Special.