Weird Sentence Maker

1.Favorite number from 1-10
1-I strangled
2-I glomped
3-I poked
4-I bit
5-I totured
6-I had fun with
7-I scared away
8-I cuddled with
9-I was in bett with
10-I dreamt about

2-Favorite Ice Cream
Chocolate-Sonic the hedgehog
Vanilla-My neighbor
Strawberry-A stranger
Neopolitan-A lesbian
Coffee-Myself
Rocky Road-Satan
Cookie Dough-A jew
Mint Chocalate Chip-Your mother
Peppermint Stick-The Grim Reaper
Other-A fondant, fudge packer
I'm allergic to dairy-A mysterious object

3.Color hemd, shirt you're wearing
Red-Because I'm sexy
Orange-Because I'm strange
Yellow-Because I have a lot of feelings
Green-Because it would save my life
Blue-Because it makes me happy
Purple-Because I'm a hippie
Pink-Because I'm evil
Black-Because its good for your soul
Gray-And then I cried about it
White-Because I can do what I want

I poked a jew and then I cried about it.
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