I couldn't decide, so here are three! :D
Um... If Du can't read what they're saying, then:
1st:
Panel 1: I set feuer to the rain
Panel 2: hündin please
Panel 3: -
2nd:
Panel 1: -
Panel 2: I had fun once. It was awful.
3rd:
Panel 1: Waiter! This Essen is delicious! Give my compliments to the chef!
Panel 2: You're a handsome man!
Panel 3: -
:D I hope Du found at least one funny! x3
And if Du want tons more, this is the place to go:
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