What's the stupidest thing someone has ever told/asked you? And what did Du answer?

Penis size? Ans: Large enough to satisfy..

when someone online asked me how rich I was. Answer:........

They asked me if the place grew CHEESE. Du don't grow cheese.

well yeah just today this guy in my class was like ''Aren't Du too much smart?'' & he asked me cuz he tried to make fun of me so I was like

''Well sorry I grow up with life & hurtful experiences not with a fake dick'' =.=

Question: Do Du like justin bieber?
Answer: NOOOOO

My bff is kinda stupid....question: Wait if the guy is on oben, nach oben how does it bend that way? Me: ..... *shows her a picture from a sex education book*

Q: Hey, what Jahr was the War of 1812 in again?
A: Dude... *facepalm*

Someone asked me if I could fuck them. (on fanpop)

My answer: -_- Why don't Du go and fuck yourself.

Q: how much for a dollar juice

A: really dude... Really

Too many to count, Trust me, Alot of people have asked me real stupid shit before. I will just Liste a few things.


1st one

Zufällig user: Can we do a roleplay where i am puss in boots and Du are donkey and we have a fart contest?
me: *Doesn't reply & posts in Fanpop fail*


2nd one

Zufällig user: HI R U BI
Me: *Doesn't reply & posts in Fanpop fail*



3rd one

Zufällig user: have Du seen TMNT 2007?
Me: Yeah, It's one of my fave movies, Why?
Zufällig user: do any of the turtles oder master splinter fart oder burp?
Me: *Doesn't reply back & yet again posts in Fanpop fail*


Trust me, Don't ask anything else. I have gotten lots of stupid shit like that over the time i have been on here.

I Was With One Of My New Friends(When We First Met).....
Q:Are Du Tall???

A:...........

Question: If Du are a bisexual girl, doesn't that make Du lesbian?

Answer: *Face palm*

(when i'm crying)
=_= my friend askes me ....ARE Du CRYING?????????!
me:::::::moo i'm LAUGHING :P lool

Dan--Why did that half-naked woman just climb into my grand Theft Auto game? She took my money!

Me--She's a hooker, Dumbnut.